An hour of The Simpsons kicks off tonight on Fox from 8pm, beginning with an all new episode titled ‘Co-Dependent’s Day’. In the episode, Marge looks for an activity for Homer that doesn’t involve beer and naively takes him to an Oktoberfest celebration. Then when Homer gets drunk, Marge winds up taking the fall for his Driving Under the Influence and is sent to rehab. The episode is followed by a rerun from earlier in the season, ‘The Fat And The Furriest’, in which Homer is attacked by a bear at the tip and becomes the laugh of the town, so he builds a bear-fighting suit. It’s highly likely that the rerun will get the higher ratings for the night, as is usually the case. Catch both of these episodes tonight on Fox!
Author: Adam

The New Slim, Healthy Homer
Homer Simpson, watch out. The health-nanny tendency, having achieved only partial success in changing the eating habits of three-dimensional people, is now targeting two-dimensional characters. A team of nutritionists from an American university have made a study of the dietary intake of Homer, Barney and police chief Wiggum and detected that they seem to shift an awful lot of doughnuts and beer. The researchers, led by Professor Carol Byrd-Bredbenner of Rutgers University, analysed 63 episodes of the show for health-related messages. Their conclusion? “Fats, sweets and alcohol, particularly beer, doughnuts and salty/fatty snacks accounted for 52 per cent of all foods eaten in this programme,” they say. “Homer also was portrayed eating food more often (he alone accounted for 21% of all actions showing food being eaten) and ate greater quantities than other characters.”

Maxim-Mom Marge Simpson!
Marge Simpson has hit the cover of mens magazine ‘Maxim’, and we have a shot of the cover for you. The issue (April 2004) is available at newsstands right now. Buyers will have the choice of buying two covers, one with Paris Hilton in a revealing outfit, or Marge Simpson oozing out oomph in a sexy low-cut dress while scrubbing the floor. I know which one I’ll be picking up. “She’s every man’s ideal wife: curvy, wild-haired, and willing to accept a fat, balding, drunk loser as her knight in shining armor, till death—or Patty and Selma—do them part. Mmm…Marge.”

Marge Simpson Voted Top Mom
UK: Marge Simpson has been voted a top role model for mothers, beating Britain’s First Lady Cherie Blair and celebrity Victoria Beckham. Sky News reports that the star of the Simpsons TV cartoon series was chosen by young people as a good example of motherhood. Over 400 people were questioned in the Mothers’ Union poll, an Anglican charity dedicated to promoting marriage and family life. Marge reportedly claimed 23 percent of the vote. The poll found that youngsters especially admired her down-to-earth approach and advice, such as telling her three children to “listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head”, said the report.

Ratings: Ziff Who Came To Dinner
Fox continues to under-perform in the ratings on Sunday nights, but not thanks to The Simpsons. The Ziff Who Came To Dinner received 10.6 million viewers nationwide, a far cry from its best efforts but a decent figure all the same, and enough to come first place for the hour in the 18 – 49 demographic. The show came last in all demographics combined, with Cold Case on CBS coming first, ABC’s Extreme Makeover in second, and NBC’s American Dreams in third. Even with 60 Minutes down slightly, CBS’ freshman drama Cold Case was able to keep its numbers up, ranking as Sunday’s most watched show and pushing the network to an overall victory for the night. Three more weeks of new Simpsons episodes are guaranteed so far.

The Ziff Who Came To Dinner
Season fifteen continues tonight with a brand new episode titled ‘The Ziff Who Came To Dinner.’ Here’s a description: “When Artie Ziff (guest star Jon Lovitz) loses his dot.com fortune, he begs Homer and Marge to let him move in, as Marge is the closest thing he has ever had to true love. Marge reminds him that they only had one date and he misbehaved throughout. But Homer agrees when Ziff bribes him with a suitcase filled with pizza bagels. Later on, in a friendly game of poker, an out-of-cash Ziff wagers 98 percent of the outstanding shares of ZiffCorp stock. Homer wins the hand and moments later the S.E.C bursts into the room to investigate Ziff for criminal accounting irregularities. When Homer proudly announces he is the majority shareholder, the agents place him under arrest.” Catch it tonight on Fox!

Season 4 DVD Press Release
Fox has issued a press release today citing the North American release date for ‘The Simpsons: The Complete Fourth Season’ as June 15, 2004 (just three months away). Featuring exclusive bonus material including commentary on each of the 22 episodes, an introduction by Matt Groening, a voiceover featurette with James L. Brooks, an Animation Showcase multi-angle feature, animatics, commercials, deleted scenes and more, the four-disc collection arrives at a suggested retail of $49.98 US / $69.98 Canada. The quick release for this set suggests that Season 5 could also be available by the year’s end. Visit TVShowsOnDVD for the complete press release.

Nancy Cartwright Vs. Australia
Despite being a star of one of the most popular TV series of all time, Nancy Cartwright can usually walk down the street virtually unrecognised. That is until she comes all the way to the other side of the world, where she can hardly walk 2m without a fan stopping her for a chat and autograph. Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, is in town for the Big Laugh Comedy Festival which gets under way at Parramatta’s Riverside Theatre complex tomorrow. “Hardly anyone recognises me in America but I land in Australia and all of a sudden I have people stopping me at the airport, on the street, all over the place,” Cartwright said yesterday. “It’s the only place in the world that it happens. When I was in London no one knew who I was at all.” Read More >>>

Paul Winfield Dies, Aged 62
Actor Paul Winfield, who played civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr on television and earned an Oscar nomination for his role as a share-cropping father in Sounder, has died at age 62, associates say. Winfield, who had long battled weight problems and suffered a stroke in recent months, died of a heart attack on Sunday night at a Los Angeles hospital, a representative for the actor said. The tall, deep-voiced actor’s last role was a cameo appearance in an ABC television movie remake last year of Sounder. Simpsons fans will remember Winfield by his role of Lucious Sweet in the episode ‘The Homer They Fall’, and a small cameo in the episode ‘The Trouble With Trillions,’ where he appeared as Drederick Tatum’s manager.

Simpsons Advice Hoax Yanked
Somewhere in Springfield, state unknown, Bart Simpson is in detention, filling a chalkboard with the words “I will not write a fake letter to Dear Abby.” Well, it probably wasn’t Bart’s handiwork, but he’d no doubt approve of the prank that forced Dear Abby’s editors to pull next Monday’s advice column, which included a letter that mirrored an episode of The Simpsons. “It did sound too similar not to be a hoax,” said Kathie Kerr, a spokeswoman for Kansas City-based Universal Press Syndicate. The column is titled “Wife meets perfect match after husband strikes out.” In the letter, the writer describes herself as a 34-year-old mother of three who has been married for 10 years to a man who is “greedy, selfish, inconsiderate and rude.” The writer says her husband, Gene, gave her a bowling ball for her birthday — complete with the holes drilled to fit his fingers and embossed with his name. Read More >>>

Caught Between Burns & Homer
“The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle. They’re on TV!” The more I thought about this, the more I realized that we can learn a lot from two characters from Springfield who, surprisingly enough, most college students relate to pretty well: Mr. Burns and Homer Simpson. Now I know what you’re thinking. All the Wharton kids are Mr. Burns, all the frat boys are Homer, and the rest of you are confused by the analogy I just drew. But let me explain. In the book, The Simpsons and Philosophy: The D’oh! Of Homer, we find an in-depth character analysis of both the greedy capitalist and the loud-mouthed father. Surprisingly, many of us have characteristics that are quite Burnsian. Not so “excellent” one would think. The idea is that Mr. Burns can never be happy because for him, “everything only takes on meaning in light of something else [and] it would seem as if nothing would have any meaning.” Read More >>>

Gervais Turns Down Simpsons
Ricky Gervais has turned down a part in The Simpsons and a string of big-money US deals because he wants to stay in Britain. The 42-year-old star of The Office was flooded with Hollywood offers after the show won two Golden Globe awards. The deals included The Simpsons role and his own major network show. But Gervais said: “I don’t want to pop up as a Mr Brit on every other television programme. I need to go home to where it rains.” His only US TV role will be as a bomb maker in the spy show Alias, which will be shown in the spring, says The Sun. He will write and produce the American version of The Office before concentrating on a sitcom about insurance salesmen.