Homer: How much is this free resort weekend? Man: It's free! Homer: And when is this weekend? Man: It's this weekend Homer: Uh uh, and how much does it cost? Man: Um...its free Homer: I see and when is it? Man: Its....this weekend Homer: And how much are you charging for this weekend Bart: C'mon dad, the teams arriving Homer: (singing) nananananananana fishing, nananananananana fishing, fishing, fishing Man: Hi, how are y... Homer: Fishing Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie... so the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up? Man: What are you talking about theres nothing like that in there Homer: Well y'see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span Lady: But our point is very simple, y'see when... Homer: Oh look! A bird! Hihihihihee
Man: (chanting) nananananananana leader nananananananana leader Everyone: nananananananana leader nananananananana leader, leader, leader Homer: BATMAN! I mean, LEADER! Lisa: Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed? Homer: I have not been brainwashed! Kill the girl... Lenny: Ah, he's alright, but he's no bowl of Special K! Barney (the dinosaur): (singing) We love him, he loves we, we're the leaders family Homer: Ooh! A Lima Bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others! Cletus: Stranger! You're tresspassin' on my dirt farm! Man: Ah, do you happen to need a mesiah? Cletus: No, but I'll take them sacks of money from ya Announcer: You are watching FOX! The Simpsons: We-Are-Watching-Fox!
