Milhouse: Hey Bart, what's your favorite thing about teachers conference day? Bart: Hmm, well, I guess that we don't have to go to school... Milhouse: Wow, mine too!
Milhouse: While we're out having fun, and walking around like crazy, Those teachers are cooped up in school like morons! Skinner: Well, here we go again... (all the teachers are on a rollercoaster, having fun) Milhouse: Check it out, Bart, X-ray specs!. Hey, these don't work! Shop Owner: Ah....err...lead shirt! Milhouse: I'll take three pairs! Milhouse: Woah! Looking sharp! Bart: Well, thanks govener! Milhouse: If you put dog doo on the suction cups, they'll stick better! Bart: Milhouse, I'm not going to take dog doo that's been on the dirty ground and put it on my face! Lisa: Oh, I can't wait! In just twenty minutes we'll be in a three hour line to see the Orb of Isis! Marge: In a few years when you're old enough to drive, then you can take the bus! Lisa: Oh! It's the last day of the Isis exhibit! Bart: Well you should have thought of that before I glued all this stuff to my face! Lisa: Ah! The ole number 22, clean reliable public transportation, the chariot of the people, the ride of choice for the poor and very poor alike, sure some folks prefer... Moe: Are you getting on this next bus kid? Lisa: Yes! Moe: Taxi! ..... VD Clinic! Lisa: May I have that seat? Comic Book Guy: Yes..IF... you can answer me these questions three! Question the first... Lisa: Nevermind... Lisa: Area 51!? I found Area 51! Guard: No m'am this is Area 51A Lisa: Grr....well, um, i'm kind of lost, can you tell me where I am? Guard: I'm sorry, the location of this location is classified! Lisa: Stupid bus can't even go to the stupid place it's supposed to stupid go! Cletus: I seen it first! Whoo, Curly Sue is goinna have an elegant wedding feast! Lisa: Ah hah! Uuum..listen, i'm kind of lost, do you think you could give me a lift down town? Brandine: Cletus what are you beating your gums about? Cletus: Never you mind Brandine! You just get back to birthing that baby....yeah I'll fix ya a ride little missy hop on in. Mind the skunk, dem things can go off even after they've deid.. Homer: Maybe, but you don't know Lisa, I mean she's so smart they hooked her up to a big computer to try to teach it some things, but she had so much knowlege, it overloaded, and then it got really hot and caught on fire! Carl: That never ah, happened, did it Homer Homer: Ah, yeees, but now I have to leave on a totally unrelated matter..... Lisa: Oh thats it, I give up!....(dials the phone) Phone: Homer: You have reached the office of Homer Simpson, if you are calling about the waterbed, please leave a detailed message, if you nee...Burns: Get back to work...Homer: Ah! Homer: (Knocks on car window) For god sakes, my little girl is.. ah, hello! Marge: Homer, whats going on? Shouldn't you be at work? Homer: I am at work...this is what I do! Marge: Bu... Homer: Get moving Marge, this isn't a parking lot! Marge: Oh, sorry! Burns: Shouldn't you be at work right now? Homer: Ah yes sir, Mr. Burns, sir! Burns: Well then get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are! Homer: 'Scuse me, m'am, have you seen this little girl? Wiggum: Ah I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here! Snake: Yoink! Ahaha! Wiggum: Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful awful man! Homer: Give me all of your balloons!...I hope this works!... These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker! Guy: Well, I've already got some balloons, but, they're not this nice! Deal! Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! Bart: Hey Lis, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk...I am...forgive me? Oh, like you're miss perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad! Marge: Stop it Lisa!
