Lisa: Point of order if we wanna learn anything we must... Bart: Point of odor, Lisa stinks
Ned: Maude and I sell religious foot rugs over the internet Homer: Internet eh? Ned: Yes indeedy, making some good scratch too Homer: Scratch eh? Ned: Yep! Homer: Maude eh? Kids Chanting: Sixty six bottles of beer on the wall, sixty six bottles of beer.... Otto: This song is driving me crazy (rewinds tape) Kids Chanting: B I N G O and Bingo was his name-o Nelson: Hey, Simpson, race ya! Bart: First one to the front of the bus gets Martins' lunch money Martin: What!? Bart: Go Apple Nelson: Go Orange Ralph: ...Go Banana! Homer: Compuglobalhypermeganet...Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call?....... it's Patty =( Ralph: I eated the purple berrie....ow...oh....waaah Bart: How are they Ralph? .......... Good? Ralph: They taste like.... burning Milhouse: Its the monster! Bart: No its not, its my tummy, i mean stomach...gut... crap factory! Homer: Welcome to the Internet friend, how may I help you? Comic Book Guy: I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router thats compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration? Homer: ................................. can I have some money now? Nelson: Kill the dorks Lewis: Bash their butts Terri: Kick their shins Nelson/Lewis/Terri/Others: Kill the dorks, bash their butts Lisa: Run a-way Homer: Oh they have the internet on Computers now!
