Shoe Salesman: D'ouh...would you mind placing them up kid I have a bad back Bart: Hey, if you didn't wanna tie shoes, you shouldn't have become a shoe salesman
Man: Excuse me sir, do you like to laugh? Dr. Hibbert: Well...only if something tickles me just right (laughs for about 10 seconds) Comedian: I finally got around to reading the dictionary...turns out the Zebra did it (crowd laughs) Homer: I don't get it Lisa: Dad, the Zebra didn't do it, its just a word at the end of the dictionary Homer: I still don't get it. Lisa: It's just a joke Homer: Oooh! I get it! I get jokes.. ahahahahahahaha Todd: Wow! A Clown....do you think he's evil? Rod: He smells evil Todd: Should we tell daddy? Rod: No, lets poke him a little while longer Bart: Hey, get away from him you little freaks Todd/Rod: Eeeeeeeeeeeee! Krusty: Ah! Ah! That burns! What the hell's on those things? Bart: Here quick, use my Krusty eye wash! Krusty: No! Not on your life! Bart: Dad! Homer: Whoops, sorry son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown. Bart: And then of course there's mom, who sounds something like this: "eat your vegetables", "take a sweater", "I don't think that's a good idea!", "hmmmm" Homer: Hahahaha, take that Marge Krusty: Have you ever noticed how there are two phone books? A white one and a yellow one? What's the deal with that? Lisa: Ones residential the other is business Krusty: Well that.... makes sence.... what'll they think of next? Blue pages? Marge: They have those. They're Government listings Krusty: I see Lenny: I brought a bag of money in case he wants us to burn it again. Homer: I hope he tells us to burn our pants. These are driving me nuts!
