Lisa: Dad what's a muppet? Homer: Well... it's not quite a mop... it's not quite a puppet. But ma-hahahahahaha-n. So to answer your question I don't know. Abe: Hello Marge.... Hello Marge Patty: Meeeh. How come no Chippendale Dancers ever come in to renew their lisences. Selma: They carpool. That's the problem. Selma: Well.. eh, I think I'm getting repetitive stress disorder from scratching my butt all day. Troy: Hello Selma Bouvier. You might remember me from such dates as last nights dinner. Selma: Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about ideal husbands. Who knew their dream would come true, for one of us....... Oh come on, guess which one. Homer: I know, I know... it's Selma, right? Reverend Lovejoy: If anyone here knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matromony. Let him speak now, or forever hold his peace. Homer: Da-da-da-da-da- HEY - Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-HEY Homer: Guess what I snagged Marge, the candy bride and groome from the wedding cake... <swallows, almost chokes> mmm... pointy. Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I WISH! News Report: [the news report that was shown over the end credits about Troy turning down the role in McBain 4.]
