Kearney: Take that, Safety boy! Jimbo: This padding's so easy on the knuckles... I could punch all day! Homer: [ puts Marge's police tape around Flanders house and plays a trick on him ] Marge: Look Lisa, it's McGriff! The crime dog! Hello Lisa, help me bite crime, ruff ruff! Lenny: I picked up a nudey deck for our game.. Homer: The girls of the internet.. Oh I'd go online with them anyday! Homer: Hey hurry up with the cards Lenny. I've got you clocked at 2 miles per hour! Lenny: Hey put that away.. those radar guns give you cancer! Homer: All the more reason to hurry up! Marge: Illigal gambling in my house!? Moe: Y..Your house? Your house? Gee it's so glamorously decorated I thought I was in Vegas! Hey you guys lied to me, you said I was in Vegas! Homer: Oh you've become such a cop :complicated dialogue: ...you're cooking what for dinner Marge: Homer! Taking an officers cap is an arrestable offence. Homer: What are you gonna do about it, huh!? What are you gonna do? Oooh, I'm officer Marge, I'm gonna arrest you! Rev. Lovejoy: Alright Hans.. time to go. Hans Moleman: But he ate my last meal! Rev. Lovejoy: If that's the worst thing that happens to you today consider yourself lucky. Hans Moleman: Are you really allowed to execute people in a local Jail? Rev. Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking... Homer: I'm drawing a line down the center of the house ala. I Love Lucy... you stay on your side and I'll stay on my side.... D'oh! Barney: Hey Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left. Yeah yeah, Oh Barney's right. Yeah, lets get some more beer.. yeah.. hey, what about some beer, yeah Barney's right... Moe: Garage? Hey fella's the Garaaage. Well ooh la-di-da Mr. Frenchman. Homer: Well what do you call it? Moe: A car hold! Homer: A Counterfiet Jeans Ring operating under my car hold! I'm gonna go tell everyone... Herman: Not so fast! Homer: Ooookay (slows down) Herman: Maybe you should just stop entirely.
