Melvin & The Squirrels: Stuck a feather in his cap and called it rice-a-roni Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember, son. It was only eight years ago. Bart: Dad , thanks to television I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago. :everybody laughs: No really I can't it's a serious problem. :everybody laughs, Bart joins in: What are we all laughing at?
Abe: That's my son up there! Jewish Guy: What the balding fatass? Abe: No the hindu guy. Homer: So goodbye Wiggum: Farewell Apu: Shop Kwik-e-mart and save! Everyone: Goodbye my coney island babe! Abe: Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O! And on this farm he had a chick, the swingenest' chick I know! With a wiggle wiggle here and a wiggle wiggle there. Homer: Get of the stage! Abe: I want to but I can't! Willie: When you're alone and life is getting you lonely you can always go - DOON-TOON!
Wiggum: If I could walk with the animals, talk with the animals, run and squeak and squawk with the animals.. Homer: What did you kids get? Bart: I got this cool pencil holder. Homer: Hehe, far out man I haven't seen a bong in years. Reporter: You've been referred to as the funny one. Is that reputation justified? Skinner: Yes, yes it is. Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred... tons. Man: This enormous woman will devour us all! Aah! Homer: Er, I meant the statue... Homer: Then came the greatest thrill of my life. George Harrison: Hello Homer, I'm George Harrison. Homer: Oh my god, oh my god! Where did you get that brownie. George Harrison: Over there, there's a big pile of them. Homer: They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it you deserve to die. BART! B-Sharps: For all the latest medical poop, Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Koo koo pa-doop. Moe: Hey Barney what'll it be? Barney: I'd like a beer, Moe! Yoko: I'd like a single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat.
