Customer: This is what I think of your store *scrunches up a twinkie* Apu: Silly customer! You cannot hurt a twinkie! Barking Dog: Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Announcer: Brought to you by... Barking Dog: Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Lisa: Dad, you should blow the whistle on the Kwik-E-Mart! Kent Brockman: And now, a message from the church of latterday saints! Barking Dog: Woof Woof Woof Woof! Lisa: Dad, are you listening to me!? Homer: Shh! Lisa, The dog is barking! Kent Brockman: You have to get in and out in ten minutes, or you will suffer permanent neck damage! Guy: He's not kidding! Apu: Your head gear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet? Homer: Bee! Ah ah ahhhhhh!!!! Comedian: Yo check this out.. Black guys drive a car like this: doo doo chhh ba doo doo. Yeah but white guys, they just drive a car like this: Badiptdadoo badipta dipta doo! Homer: Ahahah! It's true! Marge: Ooh, Lisa, is that too spicy for you? Lisa: I can see through time! Apu: Good morning sir! Homer: Whaaaaa!!! Apu: Relax, please, you do not have anything I have not seen before!.... What the... Homer: Uh, I.... like to keep a lollypop there. Abe: Aaah, there's an interesting story behind this nickel. In 1957 I remember it was. I got up in the morning, and made myself a piece of toast... I set the toaster to threeeee, medium brown! James Woods: Okay you're you, I'm me. Jimbo: I'm me!? James Woods: Hey don't.... jerk me around, fella. Lisa: And he tought me how to play the Shanih! *plays song*
Homer: Uuuh, that's even worse than the album grandpa released. Lisa: They made dad sick-e-mart! Bart: Lets hurl a brick-e-mart! Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real... d'oh! Apu: I must go to the head office and appeal my case! Homer: I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along! Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: You may ask me three questions. Apu: That's great, because I only need one! Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes... Homer: Really! Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes... Homer: You!? Head Of Kwik-E-Mart: Yes... I hope this has been enlightening to you. Thank you come again. James Woods: Oh yeah, you know, I studied your old security tapes. Apu: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Apu: In a few minutes, I try to drink nectar out of Sanjay's head. James Woods: But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet. Marge: That sounds like a good movie! James Woods: Yes...yes.. uh, a movie... yes..
