Bart/Homer: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball-- Marge: If you don't mind, we're on our way to a funeral. Homer: Ding dong the witch is dead Bart: Which old witch? Homer: The wicked witch! Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone. Selma: Her legend will live forever. Homer's Brain: Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman. Homer: Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!
Priest: He was a good man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He never-- :a man whispers something in his ear: That's a woman? Dear lord! Patty: She wasn't a rich woman-- [everyone gets up and leaves] -- but she was rich in spirit. [a man returns] Man: Forgot my hat. Homer's Brain: Oh, I thought this thing was going to be catered. Boy, am I hungry. I mean, I'm really, really, hungry. Homer: It's just not fair, dammit! Gladys Now let's get down to business. :Voice changes to Lionel Hutz: To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $50,000. Marge: MR. HUTZ! Hutz: You'd be surprised how often that works, you really would!
Selma: So, wearing a belt, are you? Kid: Uh-huh. Selma: No suspenders for you. Kid: I guess not. Selma: Orange is really your color. Kid: They make us wear this. Selma: Shall we continue this conversation over dinner? Kid: Uh -- I'm not allowed to date customers. It's store policy. Arnold: No, it isn't. Hans Moleman: R, Q, J, Question Mark, Smiley Face Hans Moleman: Combed, biscuits, chicken, yellow, mailman. Waitress: You're reading the wine list sir. Hans Moleman: Very good. Lincoln: We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to say, if you want to drink beer, well Duff's the only way! I said the only way! Break down! Song: Duff beer for me, duff beer for you, I'll have a duff, you have one too. Duff beer for me, duff beer for you, I'll have a duff, you have one too. Lisa: I am the lizard queen!
