Bart, Lisa and Maggie

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Bart/Homer: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball--
Marge: If you don't mind, we're on our way to a funeral.
Homer: Ding dong the witch is dead
Bart: Which old witch?
Homer: The wicked witch!

Patty: I can't believe Aunt Gladys is really gone.
Selma: Her legend will live forever.
Homer's Brain: Yeah. The legend of the dog-faced woman.
Homer: Legend of the dog-faced woman! Oh, that's good!


Priest: He was a good man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He never-- :a man whispers something in his ear: That's a woman? Dear lord!

Patty: She wasn't a rich woman-- [everyone gets up and leaves] -- but she was rich in spirit. [a man returns]
Man: Forgot my hat.

Homer's Brain: Oh, I thought this thing was going to be catered. Boy, am I hungry. I mean, I'm really, really, hungry.
Homer: It's just not fair, dammit!

Gladys Now let's get down to business. :Voice changes to Lionel Hutz: To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $50,000.
Marge: MR. HUTZ!
Hutz: You'd be surprised how often that works, you really would!


Selma: So, wearing a belt, are you?
Kid: Uh-huh.
Selma: No suspenders for you.
Kid: I guess not.
Selma: Orange is really your color.
Kid: They make us wear this.
Selma: Shall we continue this conversation over dinner?
Kid: Uh -- I'm not allowed to date customers. It's store policy.
Arnold: No, it isn't.

Hans Moleman: R, Q, J, Question Mark, Smiley Face

Hans Moleman: Combed, biscuits, chicken, yellow, mailman.
Waitress: You're reading the wine list sir.
Hans Moleman: Very good.

Lincoln: We-e-ll, I'm Rappin' A.B. and I'm here to say, if you want to drink beer, well Duff's the only way! I said the only way! Break down!

Song: Duff beer for me, duff beer for you, I'll have a duff, you have one too. Duff beer for me, duff beer for you, I'll have a duff, you have one too.

Lisa: I am the lizard queen!

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