Song: Bad cops, bad cops...Bad cops, bad cops Springfield cops are on the take But what do you expect for the money we make? Whether in a car or on a horse We don't mind using excessive force Bad cops, bad cops...Bad cops, bad cops Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
Homer: Ooh, oatmeal, what a delightful treat! Aw, there's a bug in it. Marge: No there isn't. Homer: Trust me.
[starts eating bacon] Bart: Dad, there's a bug on that. Homer: Meeh. Burns: That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison donut! :cackles evily: There is a poison one, isn't there Smithers? Smithers: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder. Burns: Damn their oily hides! Homer: :Homer's voice breaks while he's singing: Hibbert: I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards of $30,000. Homer: Aaarrrggh! [collapses] Hibbert: I'm afraid it's now $40,000.
Dr. Nick: Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The B is for Bargain! Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln? Homer: He sold poison milk to school children. Homer: Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down. Homer: Cloud goes up, cloud goes down. Cloud goes up, cloud goes down. Bed goes up, bed goes down. Homer: And Lisa... Bart: [whispers into Homer's ear] Homer: I guess this is the time to tell you... Bart: [whispers into Homer's ear] Homer: ...that you're adopted and I don't like you..... BART! Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson. Barney: How long has it been? Moe: Six seconds. Barney: Do we have to start over? Moe: Hell no. Dr. Nick: The knee bone's connected to the something, The something is connected to the red thing, The red thing is connected to my wrist watch -- Uh oh.
