Marge: Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent?
Marge: Bart!
word1.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Homer: Maggie, can you say daddy? Daddy?
Marge: Kitty. Kitty.
Lisa: Be-bop. Be-bop.
Bart: Shove it. Shove it.
word2.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer's brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Homer's brain: Swish!
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Homer: When the working day is done, girls just wanna have fu-hun. That's all we really waaaant.
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Marge: Then the prince and the princess... got married and lived happily ever after.Bart: Then what happened?Marge: Uh...they had thirty sons and thirty daughters.Bart: What were their names?Marge: Hmm...Dennis...Brad...Mavis...Brad...:falls alseep: word5.mp3
Marge: There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now!Homer: We're going to start doing it in the morning?! word6.mp3
Homer: I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.Marge: Won't that warp him?Homer: My cousin Frank did it.Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now. word7.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Selma: Hey Bart, want a dollar? Uh uh uh, you know what I wanna hear.Bart: I'm a little teapot short and stout, this is my handle this is my spout. The incy wincy spider went up the water spout..Selma: Oh yeah! Love that spout medley. word8.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Homer: Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given me a home for my family, I'd be honored if you came to live with us.Grampa: Thank you!Bart: So how long before you shipped Grampa off to the old-folks home?Homer: About three weeks. word9.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Bart: Hey Homer ,this house sucks!Homer: Bart, I told you not to use that word. Call me daddy! word10.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Flanders: We welcome you to the neighborhood sing fa la la la laa, la la la la la la. From now on you'll be history you'll be his-you'll be his-you'll be history!word11.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle.Homer: I could use a TV tray.Ned: Well, gee...Homer: What?Ned: Uh, I just this minute bought it at the hardware...Homer: You said "anything".Ned: Heh, sure, you can borrow it for...a little while.Homer: And that little while is now eight years and counting.word12.mp3
Bart: I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!Marge: Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Could you please be quiet?Bart: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quie --Marge: Bart, get out! word13.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Homer: Alright I know how to handle this, just use a little reverse psychology. Lets go Marge. Leave the baby with his little crib............. AAAAAARGHHH! word14.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Bart: Can't sleep, clown'll eat me! word15.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Rod/Todd: I've got some joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart. (Where?) Down in my heart to stay! And if the devil doesn't like it, he can sit on a tack. (Ouch!) Sit on a tack. (Ouch!)word16.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Bart: I was sitting there!Lisa: I don't see your name on it!Bart: It's right there!Marge: Bart, don't write on the rug. word17.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element 
