Marge: Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent?
Marge: Bart!
Homer: Maggie, can you say daddy? Daddy?
Marge: Kitty. Kitty.
Lisa: Be-bop. Be-bop.
Bart: Shove it. Shove it.
Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer's brain: What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one.
Homer's brain: Swish!
Homer: When the working day is done, girls just wanna have fu-hun. That's all we really waaaant.
Marge: Then the prince and the princess... got married and lived happily ever after.Bart: Then what happened?Marge: Uh...they had thirty sons and thirty daughters.Bart: What were their names?Marge: Hmm...Dennis...Brad...Mavis...Brad...:falls alseep: Marge: There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now!Homer: We're going to start doing it in the morning?! Homer: I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.Marge: Won't that warp him?Homer: My cousin Frank did it.Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now. Selma: Hey Bart, want a dollar? Uh uh uh, you know what I wanna hear.Bart: I'm a little teapot short and stout, this is my handle this is my spout. The incy wincy spider went up the water spout..Selma: Oh yeah! Love that spout medley. Homer: Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given me a home for my family, I'd be honored if you came to live with us.Grampa: Thank you!Bart: So how long before you shipped Grampa off to the old-folks home?Homer: About three weeks. Bart: Hey Homer ,this house sucks!Homer: Bart, I told you not to use that word. Call me daddy! Flanders: We welcome you to the neighborhood sing fa la la la laa, la la la la la la. From now on you'll be history you'll be his-you'll be his-you'll be history!Ned: If you need anything just give a whistle.Homer: I could use a TV tray.Ned: Well, gee...Homer: What?Ned: Uh, I just this minute bought it at the hardware...Homer: You said "anything".Ned: Heh, sure, you can borrow it for...a little while.Homer: And that little while is now eight years and counting.Bart: I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!Marge: Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Could you please be quiet?Bart: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quie --Marge: Bart, get out! Homer: Alright I know how to handle this, just use a little reverse psychology. Lets go Marge. Leave the baby with his little crib............. AAAAAARGHHH! Bart: Can't sleep, clown'll eat me! Rod/Todd: I've got some joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart. (Where?) Down in my heart to stay! And if the devil doesn't like it, he can sit on a tack. (Ouch!) Sit on a tack. (Ouch!)Bart: I was sitting there!Lisa: I don't see your name on it!Bart: It's right there!Marge: Bart, don't write on the rug. 
