Bart: If I don't get a 'C' average my dad won't let me go to Kamp Krusty! Edna: Well, it isn't fair to the other children, but alright Bart: Much obliged, doll! Edna: Oh Bart Simpson, I'm gonna miss you... Skinner: Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. I trust you all remembered to bring in your implements of destruction? Bart: I dreamt it was the last day of school! Homer: Well it is! Bart: Oh how do I know this isn't some beautiful dream too?
-Homer punches Bart so he knows for sure-
Ow! You know, a pinch is more traditional!
Lisa: I feel so dirty! The dirt's not coming off! Okay... calm down... this must just be a little typo. Miss Hoover? There appears to be a mistake on my report card! You gave me a B+ in conduct!? Miss Hoover: Now Lisa, everybody need's a blotch on their permanent record. Bart: Mrs. Krabapple. If I don't get at least a 'C' average I can't go to Kamp Krusty! Edna: Have a 'D'-lightful Summer. Otto: All right! Three whole months of spaghetti-o's and daytime TV! Bart: Oh dad! You're the best father a boy could ever have. Homer: Thanks son. Now you've got little hands.. could you reach under the mower and pull out that skate? Homer: Marge, am I crazy or is my back getting hairier? Bart: Hey... hands off my pickle! Homer: I don't see your name on it, boy! Bart: No, but -licks it- Homer: Oh yeah? -dunks in his drink- Check mate! Bart: Always thinking two moves ahead. Scene: The kids are about to go to Kamp Krusty, everybody says goodbye. The bus drives into the distance and all the parents celebrate. Mr. Black: I'll take any questions you might have... you? And then uum.... one more. Milhouse: Can we call you Uncle Blackie? Mr. Black: No.. last question... Bart: When do we get to see Krusty? Mr. Black: Uuh, he will be along eventually, in the meantime our counsellers Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney will be happy to handle any problems you might have. Bart: Don't we get to roast marshmallows? Dolph: Shut up and eat your pinecone! Song: :Hail To Thee Kamp Krusty:
