Guy: This can't be right, this man has 104% body fat! Hey, no eating in the tank! Homer: Go to hell! Livingroom Olympics: Bart plays pole vault in the living room and breaks the couch. Announcer: Except for huge gaps in the western states, Hands Across America was a complete sucess Simpsons/Flanders: Haaaands across Americaaaaaa Homer: You're going back where you came from...the curb in front of Flanders house Herb: Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime...how do I thank you? Lady: Please don't hurt me! Mr. Burns: Explains the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence Lisa: This award is the biggest crock I ever saw Bart: What about the emmies? Lisa: I stand corrected Homer: I miss my couch Wrestler: I know how you feel, you lost the couch, I lost the heavyweight championships Homer: Pfft. Heavyweight Championship, there's like, three of those! Herb: *Rings the Flanders doorbell* Flanders: Yeees? Herb: Oh, I'm sorry, I must have the wrong house Flanders: That's where you're wrong, friend! Homer: Gives Herb Powell the grand tour of the house, and discovers a light switch that activates Xmas lights from 1984 Herb: Aw, that's all I got! Homer: Broke again eh Herb? Just like in real life. I guess you're just not much of a businessman Herb: *punches him in the head* Herbs Invention: Herb shows the family a bird drinking water before he unveals his project, which Homer thinks is the best invention in the world Maggie: Blablubla! Herb: Okay, what could you be trying to say? There's nothing downstairs, she just took a nap..... 'I wanna suck your nose?!' Herb: Tries to figure out what Maggie is thinking, but then Maggie throws up in his face Maggie: Blablueeeh (I have soiled myself... how embarrassing) Frink: This radio controlled plane gives your baby the chance to fly, just like my son here, he can execute the barrel roll, loopy loop, and bring it in for the perfect landing *smash*. Oh dear... my wife is going to kill me Baby: -- I only want to eat candy Lady: Then that's all you'll get Baby 2: -- This leash demeans us both Herb: Maggie...who brought me my fortune. I'll give you anything you want in the world Maggie: -- I want what the dog's eating Herb: I'll get you something nice
