Bart: Will I pass my English test?.... Outlook not so good. Wow, it does work Milhouse: Let me try! Will I get beat up today?... All signs point to yes Nelson: That ball knows everything *punch* Skinner: Now It's never easy to come to a new school so lets make her feel right at home. Please say a big Elementary school hello to Samantha Stinky! Samantha: Stanky Skinner: Oh, right....how embarassing for you Samantha: All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that you're all probably used to...but I'm not Edna: It'll take you about six weeks dear Troy McClure: That night came the Honeymoon.... Kids: Eeeeeew! Edna: She's faking it! Bart: How would I go about creating a half man half monkey type creature? Teacher: I'm sorry that would be playing god Bart: God Schmod, I want my monkeyman! Milhouse: Uuh, thats a nice dress Samantha: My dad makes me wear it, I hate it! Milhouse: Well I hate it too! Homer: This sucks, wheres that channel changer? Rrrr, Grrr, Chhh... Ohh... Aah, I'll give it a chance Lady: We start with pure milk chocolate Homer: Chocolate... Lady: Add a layer of farm fresh honey Homer: Mmm...sweeet! Lady: Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar Homer: *froths at mouth* Lady: And dip it in rich creamy butter Martin: *Martin plays and sings a song on his lute, while Bart runs away from him* Milhouse: How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy! Lisa: Hey Bart, according to this magazine, in another million years, man will have an extra finger! Bart: Five fingers...ooh, freak show!
