Hans Moleman: F... L... oh no I'm sorry thats a 'C' isn't it... Selma: If that were an oncoming vehicle you'd be dead by now, NEXT Hans Moleman: But driving is my livelyhood! Selma: Aaah, take it like a man!
The relaxing sound of Patty snoring..... Marge: You WILL find her a man! Homer: Oh alright Marge: And not just any man... he should be honest... and.. and caring.... and well off.... and pants! Homer: Hey! Why should she have a better husband than you do? Bart: Maybe it was one of the other Barts, sir... Skinner: THERE ARE NO OTHER BARTS! Bart: Uh-oh! Apu: Oh! Alright here you go, smoke them in good health... and will you be needing any lottery tickets with that? Selma: No!.... alright, five. Selma: Bart.... come cheer up your Aunt Selma Bart: Okay... Selma: What did you learn in school today? Bart: Principal Skinner's gonna ask Aunt Patty to marry him... Selma: Ah.... thanks kid... you made my day. Selma: Patty, are you throwing away your last chance of happiness just for me? Patty: Yes... Selma: Oh... thanks... Patty: Now lets go get some pancakes... Selma: Uh, listen, Barney... uuuh..... hmmm Barney: She broke my heart Moe!
