Homer: Marge, the dog is hungry!
Marge: Well then feed him!
Homer: Yes master!
Krusty Doll: You're my best friend, :
laughs : (x3, and repeated as Santa's Little Helper hears it)
Bart: If Lisa stays home,
I stay home.
Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school.
Bart: Fine, then... Wait a minute... If Lisa goes to school, then I go to school, but then Lisa stays home, so I stay home, so Lisa goes to school...
Marge: Lisa, don't confuse your brother like that.
Homer: It is
not my dog! I tied
my dog outside
my self! I am looking at him right .. D'oh!
Bart: Here's your stupid homework.Lisa: Ooh. Phonics, functions, vocabulary, ... remedial reading? Oh, do your own homework, Bart!Bart: D'oh!Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't hadMiss Winthrop: There are two ways for a dog to relieve himself. One is like a faithful friend and partner for life, the other is like a hose without a fireman. Which way do you think that was, Mr. Simpson?Bart: Like a hose, your wrinkled highness. Marge: My quilt! Six generations, ruined!Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come on, don't get upset. It's not the end of the world. We all love that quilt, but we can't get too attached to... OHH!!! MY COOKIE!!!Bart: See boy, it's not so hard. Roll over, roll over! Like this!Miss Winthrop: Congratulations sonny. You've earnt a toffee.Bart: Oh thankyou! Mouldy old maid. Bart: Sit! I said, Sit! Um, take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He does exactly what I tell him.Homer: Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says 'I Love You'Homer: Oh no, we'd never give him away, but we're moving to another country where dogs are forbidden. Hear what? Oh, sure. Come here boy, come on, boy. Say it, boy, say "I Love You" for the good man. I WUV YOO! Good dog! Good doggy! Isn't that amazing. See you soon!
