Homer: Marge, the dog is hungry!
Marge: Well then feed him!
Homer: Yes master!
dogf1.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Krusty Doll: You're my best friend, :
laughs : (x3, and repeated as Santa's Little Helper hears it)
dogf2.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Bart: If Lisa stays home,
I stay home.
Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school.
Bart: Fine, then... Wait a minute... If Lisa goes to school, then I go to school, but then Lisa stays home, so I stay home, so Lisa goes to school...
Marge: Lisa, don't confuse your brother like that.
dogf3.mp3
Homer: It is
not my dog! I tied
my dog outside
my self! I am looking at him right .. D'oh!
dogf4.mp3
Bart: Here's your stupid homework.Lisa: Ooh. Phonics, functions, vocabulary, ... remedial reading? Oh, do your own homework, Bart!Bart: D'oh!dogf5.mp3
Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't haddogf6.mp3
Miss Winthrop: There are two ways for a dog to relieve himself. One is like a faithful friend and partner for life, the other is like a hose without a fireman. Which way do you think that was, Mr. Simpson?Bart: Like a hose, your wrinkled highness. dogf7.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Marge: My quilt! Six generations, ruined!Homer: Now Marge, honey honey honey. Come on, come on, don't get upset. It's not the end of the world. We all love that quilt, but we can't get too attached to... OHH!!! MY COOKIE!!!dogf8.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Bart: See boy, it's not so hard. Roll over, roll over! Like this!Miss Winthrop: Congratulations sonny. You've earnt a toffee.Bart: Oh thankyou! Mouldy old maid. dogf9.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Bart: Sit! I said, Sit! Um, take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He does exactly what I tell him.dogf10.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element Homer: Free to loving home. World's most brilliant dog. Says 'I Love You'Homer: Oh no, we'd never give him away, but we're moving to another country where dogs are forbidden. Hear what? Oh, sure. Come here boy, come on, boy. Say it, boy, say "I Love You" for the good man. I WUV YOO! Good dog! Good doggy! Isn't that amazing. See you soon!dogf11.mp3 - Your browser does not support the audio element 
