Bart: Hey everybody, If you look real close, you can kinda make him out! Homer: Hey yeah... yeah! I think I can! Marge: I think this is sick... you're staring at a dot! Homer: She's right! She's right! Oh I miss TV, dear God! Just give me one channel Barney: Hey Homer! You're late for English! Homer: Pff! English, who needs that? I'm never going to England! Teacher: Simpson! Be quiet! Homer: I haven't seen you in school before... Teacher: Okay Simpson! You just brought yourself another day of detention! Homer: Maybe we should get together some time Teacher: Two days! Marge: I'm sorry, I don't even know your name! Homer: I'm Homer Teacher: Three days! Homer: Jay Teacher: Four days! Homer: Simpson Teacher: Five days! Homer: It was worth it! Teacher: Six days... Okay Simpson, to the back of the room! Guy: Do you have any plans for after graduation? Homer: Me!? I'm going to drink a lot of beer and stay out aaaall night! Artie: Hello classmates. Instead of voting for some athletic hero, or a prettyboy, you have elected me, your interlectual superior as your king.... good for you! Artie: Marge, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody about my busy hands, not so much for myself, but I am so respected, It would damage the town to hear it Homer: Some people call me a Space Cowboy! (Homer singing the song during the closing credits)
