Homer: It's no trouble, I've got a whole garage full of tools I never use! Homer: You heard me, I wont be in for the rest of the week...... I told you! My baby beat me up! Krusty: Hey hey hey, settle down boys and girls, or Krusty will have to bring out his old friend, Corporal Punishment again Roger Meyers Jr: That screwball Marge Simpson, we've got to stop her... But how? Animator: Drop an anvil on her? 1st Board Member: Hit her on the head with a piano? 2nd Board Member: Stuff her full of TNT and then throw a match down her throat and run? Homer: Take that you dumb squirrel... hehehe! Kent: So you have no professional objection to Itchy & Scratchy? Marvin Monroe: No not at all, infact, uh, one of my guilty little pleasures is to snuggle up with a big bucket of buttered popcorn, dim the lights, listen to Itchy and Scratchy, and laugh myself silly... now what the hell is wrong with that? Roger Meyers Jr: So, whats your big idea, how do we end this? Marge: Hmmm.. lets see, um... ooh, uh, couldn't Itchy, share his pie with Scratchy, then they will both have pie! Roger Meyers Jr: Its different, I'll give you that
