Chalmers: It's not my birthday Seymour, you know I'm a saggitarius. Skinner: Really, I'm a Libra. There's a lot of compatibility there! Chalmers: Skinner be gay on your own time. Willie: What are you looking at YA BASTARDS!?
Homer: Marge, no machine could ever replace you. Why you're th-- or could it? :daydreams: Marge bot I'm ready for some lovin! :end daydream: Why did I give her a gun! Song: Three weeks later! Homer: Come on, son! You can fight this. Do the Bartman! Do the Bartman! Lisa: Bart how could you laugh at that you just had a heart attack. Bart: Yeah but what does not kill me makes me stronger. Wow, that was a lot of words, I need some energy.
Marge: When people used to ask me how you were doing I said "at least he's got his health". Now you've got nothing! Homer: Lisa take a picture of me with all the milkshakes! Come on everybody get in there. Hurry! They're melting. Bart: What the fffffffamily!? Spangler: Guess how old I am. Come on, take a guess. Marge: 47. Spangler: I hate when they're over. EVEN ON THE NOSE HURTS! Spangler: Mr and Mrs Simpson. Your boy's gonna need one thing. TOUGH LUCK! Marge: Don't you mean tough love? Spangler: Tough love. Of course, this has never made sense. The sign shop guy lied. STANLEY. YOU DIDN'T QUESTION THE WORD LUCK!? NOW LOOK WHAT WE'VE GOT! Kent: Kent Brockman Channel Six News. I gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather. Spangler: We know, your side fat's starting to spill over to channel five and seven. I hope you're getting three paychecks. Marge: Homer, maybe you could ask Mr. Burns for a raise. Homer: Even better, I'll ask him for my job back! Spangler: As you scoop your icecream into the trash, tell it you hate it. Talk to it. You think I look like WHAT? What's the vanilla saying? NO I'm not that old! Come on, talk, lets hear you!
Spangler: Son, I'm gonna tell you a story about a young man who came here and failed, well that is the story, I shouldnt call a sentence a story. Anyway it's you.
Spangler: Young man there's something I have to show you. In one hour. We have to drive there. No talking along the way, it'll hurt the drama. Bart: Can I just-- Spangler: Shh, drama! Spangler: You're lucky this is just a youth hostel. We had one family who had to take in dry cleaning. The chemicals killed their dog. Well that's what they told us in the lawsuit. I don't see a dog living past 14 anyway, can you?
Bart: They can't see or hear us, right? Spangler: We're not the ghost of Christmas past Bart. They can see us. If I were invisible do you think I'd waste my time with this belt/shirt combination!? Spangler: Come on lets look for your dad. And if we have some time maybe we'll look for mine.
Homer: 99 Isht Luftballons, Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont, Hielt man für Ufos aus dem All, Darum schickte ein General Spangler: They want a second verse. I hope he knows it! Homer: 'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher, Alarm zu geben, wenn es so wär, Dabei war'n da am Horizont, Nur 99 Luftballons Spangler: I'll meet you later son I'm gonna go get the car washed and try to meet.. somebody.
Bart: I've learnt that even made up corporate shills can lie to you. Homer: Did you hear that Foxy the Fox Network Fox! Spangler: 'Scuse me I think I left my belt here. Marge: No you didn't. Spangler: Don't tell me I didn't. That's my lucky belt. Long story, good one!
Spangler: Folks you have three weeks left on a non refundable weight loss treatment, so if anybody else in the family wants to use it, use it now. Homer: But who else needs to lose weight. Maggie, Grampa, my seldom seen half brother Herb? Spangler: Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. Poor self esteem. That's not I. EVERY SIGN IS WRONG!
Spangler: What are you eating now. Homer: Cheeseburger Spangler: You're a catastrophe. Let me have half of it. Homer: I don't wanna. Spangler: I just want the cheese, I don't want the meat. I do want the meat. Homer: Here's a corner. Spangler: Let me just bite it, don't rip it! Let me have the whole thing, you'll get some later. Homer: You're a selfish jerk. Spangler: I've smelled it, it has to be eaten! Homer: But it's my burger! Spangler: I'm driving. I'll kill us! Homer: Fine i'd rather die!
