Bart: Good grief, this candy's terrible! Circus peanuts, raisins, nicotine gum, a libray card. Kang: Pathetic humans! They're showing a Halloween episode in November! Kodos: Who's still thinking about halloween? We've already got our Christmas decorations up! Kang/Kodos: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Death: I am death! Homer: Death? We don't want any! Bart: Please don't take me! Take Milhouse, we know there's no happy ending there! Marge: Homer, it's trash day, would you just take him out to the curb! Homer: I'll curb him! Without enthusiasm. God: Hey, wait a minute. This isn't Marge. This is her fat sister, Selma. Homer: It's Patty, chump! Hahahaha! Marge: Thanks for not killing me, Homie. Here's an extra pork chop Homer: Well, I'm gonna not kill you every week! Frink: Mother used to say we got along like positrons and anti-nutrenos. Oh, yes, I'm a geek. Frink: I don't want to go on this oceanagraphic expedition, father. I get seasick taking a shower. Clean but nautious. Frink Snr: Clean, but nautious. With the rolling and the heaving and the you make me sick! Frink: Oh papa, you're back! Now, we had to replace several vital organs with machinery, but that doesn't make you any less of a man except you have no penis. Agnes: Lost your spine, huh? You just keep finding new ways to disappoint me! Lisa: You can still fly to Stockholm. Frink Snr: Well it better be first class. Comic Book Guy's ass wont fit in coach. CBG: You may keep my posterior, just please return the Jaba the Butt tattoo. Announcer: He explored the behaviour of individual molecules and chemical reaction. She's the sexy star of Alias. Please welcome Nobel Prize winner Dr. Dudley Herschbach and Emmy nominee, Jennifer Garner. Jennifer: You know Dr. Herschbach, our jobs are actually not that different. Dudley: I disagree. Frink Snr: What a crowd! You all have such big hearts and such big brains, with large juicy dripping with knowlege heads. That's it, I'm going smorgasboard on these poindexters.
Bart: And I thought Halle Berry went nuts during her acceptance speech. Homer: I wish I was death again, that was cool!
Frink Snr: And now it's time for me to go to hell. Ooh ow, oh ow eeh, oy ooh ow, dead!
Jennifer: This is the most exciting nobel prize ceremony ever! Dudley: I disagree!
Bart: Milhouse, do you have your change purse? Milhouse: Always!
Bart: To stop time, click watch. :to Lisa: Wow, she looks like a background character in a Hanna Barbera cartoon!
Bart: Do you know what this means? Milhouse: Yeah, but you say it first Bart: We can do anything we want! Milhouse: Lets get really far ahead on our homework! Wait till the other kids see we're already on the RED unit of Adventures In Reading.
Quimby: People, Springfield is in crisis! Fingers have been shoved up noses, pants have been pulled down and *click* mayors *click* have *click* been *click* repeatedly *click* humiliated. Dammit!
Bart: Things are stuck like this forever. Milhouse: Well, I couldn't be happier. I'm the second coolest kid on earth.
Milhouse: I'm gonna play naked basketball! Bart: No! You're not.
Bart: When people see all the stuff we did they're gonna kill us. Milhouse: Yeah, and I can't run too fast after 15 years of eating nothing but Gummi worms. Marge: Why is Bart so tall, and shaggy? Homer: Just one of life's mysteries. Like why is my nose jammed full of army men.
