Bart, Lisa and Maggie

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Lisa: Dad you're getting paint on your wedding ring.
Homer: Oh, right can you hold it?
Lisa: This is a bandaid wrapped in tinfoil.
Homer: My real ring's inside a turtle.

Song: Who left the milk out, yuk-yuk-yuk, Dad left the milk out, yuk-yuk-yuk-yuk.


Milhouse: Bart, remember when I was crying at recess. I think I'm finally ready to tell you why.

Milhouse: Sweet Valley High! Krusty played a batman villain!?

Marge: Not feeling well going to bed, dinner and breakfast are on the table.
Homer: Did you label the meals so I could tell which is which.
Marge: Yes!

Marge: Now don't get too used to these. That awful doctor said he'd take them out in a couple of days.
Homer: Yeah he truly is a monster.

Lisa: Mom what happened? Your endowments bigger than Harvards.
Homer: Well that cinches it. Lisa gets the prize for the best off-the-cuff response.
Lisa: Actually I saw them earlier and I was working on it in the hall.

Luigi: I make you the fresh pasta, instead of the crap from a can I give to everybody else.
Agnes: :to Skinner: It's as cold as my love for you.

Homer: You took a twenty karat diamond and made it gleam, Like a big spaghetti dinner smothered in whip cream.
Comic book guy: You're like X-Men number three in a Mylar bag.
Snake: You're a brand new muscle car and all the wheels are mag.
Burns: You make me feel as young as the blood I get from sheep.
Sea Captain: You're like Jacqueline Bisset in my favorite film, "The Deep".
Moe: You're sexy and exotic like a hooker from Belize.
Hibbert: Or a patient with insurance whose crawling with disease.
Men: You're a sundae underneath two great big cherries.
Marge: Keep in mind they're only temporaries!
Men: Here we'd like to say that we are very, very glad to see you,
Quimby: And I decree you... ...The hottest thing to hit this city since the fire that killed eleven...
All: [gasp]
Quimby: ...dangerous criminals!
All: Hooray!
Homer: And they're all mine.
Marge: Homer, how come you never sang a song like that to me before.
Homer: Oh I was getting around to it.

Bart: That's great mom, but don't forget.. I got Krusty in hot water, now I've got to help him out, dun-dun-dun!
Homer: Shut up boy.
Bart: Oh I don't get a song? Mom got a song.
Homer: With the economy the way it is you're lucky you get soup.

Lenny: You're a lucky man, Homer
Carl: Yeah this is the longest I've ever gone without looking at Lenny.

Mel: So Krusty, are you ready to shoot this apple off my head.
Krusty: Well if by shoot you mean teach, and by head you mean safety then yes!
Bart: Oh man now they wont let Krusty do anything fun.
Milhouse: Teletubbies get away with more than this.

Tatum: I've been paid millions to endorse these butt-ugly shoes. My fourthrightness is my undoing.

Homer: I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today.


Baha Men: Who Let Her Jugs Out? D'oh! D'oh D'oh D'oh! Marge let her jugs out!

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