Skinner: Here to tell you about his job is Bart's friends dad, Kirk Van Houten! Skinner: Well, we still have 56 minutes left. Any questions? Milhouse: Do you know mom's getting remarried? Kirk: What? But she... Uh, I think we better talk about that later, son. Skinner: No you might as well talk about it now.
Skinner: And in a gutless act of political correctness, Pizza day will now be known as Italian American Sauce Bread day. Cartoonist: If you freeze the frame, you can see that the chunks of barf are actually pictures of our animators, and their friends. Cartoonist: Any questions? Yes, you. Martin: What state does Danger Dog live in? Cartoonist: Michigan. Bart: Why does Danger Dog mean more to me than school or church? Cartoonist: Because those things suck! Homer: Eh, this'll teach that stupid chair :catches fire: Ah! I'm on fire! AAARGH, OHHH, OHHH. Oh I hope no-one's drawing this. Radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the under padding? Homer: I hate them so MUCH! Announcer: Tonight, When Dinosaurs Get Drunk! Homer: Oh I've been there, man. Announcer: Has been cancelled! Instead we bring you The Boring World Of Neils Bohr! Lisa: Bart, this is just dad. Bart: It's a composite character. Your dad, my dad, a little of Maggie's dad. Lisa: No, it's just dad. Stan Lee: Hold it, son. Wouldn't you rather have an exciting action figure? Database: Aaaah but only Batman fits in my Batmobile. Stan Lee: Are you nuts? The Thing fits in there perfectly! Look, he's fitting right now! Internet Man: Bart, I'm not a woman, and I can't have babies. But I can give life to animated internet cartoons. Let me show you one of our hottest shows: Bin Laden in a Blender. Bin Laden: AAAAHHH! Lisa: Well, it delivers what it promises. Internet Man: Bart, meet the voice of Angry Dad. Bart: Okay, lets hear it. Voice Man: Well, I was thinking of something like.. :puts on exact Homer voice: I'm a big fat idiot! Bart: Wow, I think we have our angry dad! Voice Man: Woohoo! When do I get paid. Internet Man: In 2012. Voice Man: D'oh! Krusty: There's only one way my show can compete with this. Book that animal that always chomps on my groin! Secretary: Susan Antoine? Krusty: No! The Lemur!
Moe: Look at me, I'm Angry Dad! :drives into a pole, car catches fire, Moe laughs while in pain:
Homer: I'm just passionate, like all us greeks. Marge: No, you're angry. Look, you're punching the cat right now. Homer: Oh my god, you're right!
Homer: I'm a rage-aholic! I just can't live without rage-ahol!
Homer: Very well, I'm not going to be Angry Dad for one day longer. I'm giving up anger forever. Marge: If you ask me, you should give up fatty foods! Homer: I said anger!
Ned: Here's a preview: :sings: God said to Noah, build yourself an arky-arky. Animals came on by, onesies and twosies twosies, elephants and kangaroosies roosies!
Bart: Good idea, you can speak nerd to them! Milhouse: I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.
Homer: :sings: They call me mellow yellow, quite rightly! This fellow never bellows, quite rightly!
Homer: HOMER MAD! ARRRRRRRGHHHH! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Bart: Thank god his pants stayed on.
Stan Lee: He can't be the Hulk! I'm the Hulk! Arrrrgh. Raaarrr! Comic Book Guy: Oh please, you couldn't even transform into Bill Bixby. Dr. Hibbert: If Bart's trap hadn't set Homer off, the anger would have overwhelmed Homer's system. Marge: You mean I shouldn't punish Bart at all? Dr. Hibbert: Why if anything, he should punish you!
Homer: Who knew that anger was saving my life. Bart: Say it, don't spray it. Homer: You're trying to make me angry! Thankyou. Bart: You're not welcome. Homer: Grr. I love you, boy. Bart: Haha, you love a boy! Homer: Stop it, now! Bart: If you love me so much, why don't you marry me? Haha, that's a good one.
