Bart, Lisa and Maggie

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Homer: Wait a minute.. was that cat making out with that mouse? :punches fist: Cuz if they were...
 

Homer: That suit gizmo could be worth billions! And I'm gonna get a piece of the action. :runs off, gets in car, drives off:
Carl: So does he still work here or what?

Homer: :doing impersonations:
[Homer]Hello Marge
[Marge] Hi Homey!
[Homer] Sign this please!
[Marge] You're the boss!
[Child] Daddy! Ask the man for some candy!
[Homer] No no, no candy for you!
[Child] Well at least get some candy for yourself!
[Homer] Hehehe... kids.
Guy: Here's your candy!
Homer: So long, sucker!
Guy: Uuh, sir, your life savings?
Homer: Uuh, yes. I see that it's in bill form. Excellent.

Guy: Ookay, now before I execute this order, are you sure you understand the risks of stock ownership?
Homer: Absolutely!
:zooms into Homer's brain, with a bunch of people in a dance line singing 'We're in the money'. Curtains open, revealling a king-kong type creature. End of scene:
Homer: You heard the monkey, make the trade.

Lady: For automated stock prices, please state the company name.
Homer: Animotion.
Lady: Animotion. Up one and one half.
Homer: Yahoo!
Lady: Yahoo! Up six and a quarter.
Homer: Huh, what is this crap?
Lady: Fox Broadcasting. Down eight.

Kent Brockman: Animotion is up an eighth... after plunging seventy five points this morning!
Homer: Oh, I hope plunging means up, and seventy five means two hundred!
Kent Brockman: The firm declared super-dooper bankruptcy, which is terrible news for the company's one stockholder, Homer Simpson.

Homer: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now lets move onto the real issue, Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup!
Lisa: Well maybe if mom didn't make such dry waffles! There, I said it!
Marge: Well maybe if you ate some meat you'd have a natural lubricant.

Barney: I've got a great way to make money. I'm a human guinea pig!
Homer: You mean like.. medical testing?
Barney: Yeah, medical, military, chewin' stuff...
Moe: Chewin stuff?
Barney: Yeal like you chew on a telephone wire till you get a shock.
Moe: Oh, all right, okay.
Homer: Yeah but aren't those experiments dangerous?
Barney: Ah, you get a few side affects.
Moe: Are those ears!?
Barney: Ah! Not so loud!

Scientist: Mr. Simpson, this could be responsible for your subnormal intelligence.
Homer: Hey, I came here to be drugged, electricuted and probed, not insulted.

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