Homer: Wait a minute.. was that cat making out with that mouse? :punches fist: Cuz if they were...
Homer: That suit gizmo could be worth billions! And I'm gonna get a piece of the action. :runs off, gets in car, drives off: Carl: So does he still work here or what? Homer: :doing impersonations: [Homer]Hello Marge
[Marge] Hi Homey!
[Homer] Sign this please!
[Marge] You're the boss!
[Child] Daddy! Ask the man for some candy!
[Homer] No no, no candy for you!
[Child] Well at least get some candy for yourself!
[Homer] Hehehe... kids. Guy: Here's your candy! Homer: So long, sucker! Guy: Uuh, sir, your life savings? Homer: Uuh, yes. I see that it's in bill form. Excellent. Guy: Ookay, now before I execute this order, are you sure you understand the risks of stock ownership? Homer: Absolutely!
:zooms into Homer's brain, with a bunch of people in a dance line singing 'We're in the money'. Curtains open, revealling a king-kong type creature. End of scene: Homer: You heard the monkey, make the trade. Lady: For automated stock prices, please state the company name. Homer: Animotion. Lady: Animotion. Up one and one half. Homer: Yahoo! Lady: Yahoo! Up six and a quarter. Homer: Huh, what is this crap? Lady: Fox Broadcasting. Down eight. Kent Brockman: Animotion is up an eighth... after plunging seventy five points this morning! Homer: Oh, I hope plunging means up, and seventy five means two hundred! Kent Brockman: The firm declared super-dooper bankruptcy, which is terrible news for the company's one stockholder, Homer Simpson. Homer: I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now lets move onto the real issue, Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup! Lisa: Well maybe if mom didn't make such dry waffles! There, I said it! Marge: Well maybe if you ate some meat you'd have a natural lubricant. Barney: I've got a great way to make money. I'm a human guinea pig! Homer: You mean like.. medical testing? Barney: Yeah, medical, military, chewin' stuff... Moe: Chewin stuff? Barney: Yeal like you chew on a telephone wire till you get a shock. Moe: Oh, all right, okay. Homer: Yeah but aren't those experiments dangerous? Barney: Ah, you get a few side affects. Moe: Are those ears!? Barney: Ah! Not so loud! Scientist: Mr. Simpson, this could be responsible for your subnormal intelligence. Homer: Hey, I came here to be drugged, electricuted and probed, not insulted.
