Bart, Lisa and Maggie

Screenshot from episode

ORIGINALLY AIRED:

Sounds

Bart: Here's the mail, dad! That'll be three dollars for on couch delivery.
Homer: And three makes three.
Bart: This isn't real money, it's printed by the Montana malicia.
Homer: It'll be real soon enough.
 

Homer: Ooh! My first issue of self-test monthly. Finally I get to find out what makes me tick.
Bart: I'm betting it's hunger and rage.
Homer: Yes, but at what ratio? Are you a good driver.... Yes. Are you a good lover.... Yes. Oh I'm doing great!
Lisa: Dad, those are just the names of the quizzes, you're supposed to open the magazine.
Homer: My way is easier.

Ned: It was a little insensitive of you giving me a sex test, seeing as my wife just passed away.
Homer: No way! When?
Ned: Six months ago. You were at the funeral. You fell into the grave!
Homer: Hehe. Oh, yeah. I saw a gopher. What a day!

Homer: Okay, last question. Who is your favorite Backstreet Boy?
Lenny: Oh! The little rat-faced one.
Carl: No, no, Nick! He's so good to his mother.
Homer: According to this, you're both idiots.
Lenny: Hey, thanks. What do we owe you?

Homer: So according to this I'll live to be ... Forty-Two? Oh, that's horrible! I won't even live to see my children die!

Charlie Rose: I remember Vincent Canby said, :turns to camera: "I'm going to kill you, Homer. You are so dead."
Homer: [screams]
Charlie Rose: Now "Chinatown" was a classic, but you had problems with the sequel, "The Two Jakes"?
Robert Evans: Oh, boy. Disappointed? I had the blues like Chasen's had chili. I said to myself, "Evans, you forgot Hollywood Rule #1: :turns to camera: Kill Homer Simpson."

Marge: This is terrible! The whole point of coming down here was for you to get some rest.
Guy: Show us your boobs!
Marge: Not now!
 
Song: [Badwitaba - Kid Rock] Homer sings along, off cue.
 
Homer: :drunk: Guess how many boobs I saw today, Marge?..... Fifteen!
 
Homer: :singing: We built this city, this kick-ass city, What kind of music built this city?
Lisa: :singing, unenthused: Rock and roll.
Bart: Dad, look out!
Homer: :singer: Look out for what?
Bart: :singer: The giant gator!
 
Homer: Okay, now am I the only one on fire? Good..
 
Velma: You took the signs out of the window? That's pretty presumptuous. How do you know I'm going to hire you?
Bart: Sorry, I just want to be a broom boy so bad.
Velma: I like your attitude. You're hired. :to Lisa: How 'bout
you, missy? You want to be a mop girl?
Lisa: Not really, no.
Velma: I like your honesty. You're hired. :to Marge and Homer: And you two haven't said a word. I like that -- you're
hired.

Marge: Oh, it's so cozy.
Velma: You're insincere. I like that

Homer: [tries to knock Velma out with a frying pan]
 

Homer: :singing: Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and I'm not there, We built this city on rock and r-o-o-o-ll, Something, something, day.
 

Velma: Hey, you're stealling my trailor!.... I like that.
 

Sheriff: Afternoon, folks. Got a new assignment for you. The judge is having a little soirée and he needs some help. [Homer gets whipped]
Boss: No listening. You hear me?
Homer: Uh.... no?
Boss: You just don't learn, do you? [whips Homer]

Screengrabs

Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail
Screengrab thumbnail

Promo images

Promotional image 1