Homer: My children deserve to see me get a free gift! Lisa: I'm proud of you, dad! Buying an electric car will help clean the air up and protect the earth supply an.. you're faking this to get the gift aren't you? Homer: But I liked the nice things you said about me. Car Saleswoman: Thinking of saying goodbye to gas? Bart: You betcha :burps: Marge: Bart! :farts: well, that shut me up. Care Saleswoman: Well it's always nice to meet people concerned about the environment. Homer: What kinda-mint? Marge: Hey, we never opened that envelope to see what our gift is. Homer: We didn't? That's odd. Seems like we would've done that right after we left the car place. Marge: I know, but we didn't. Homer: Well, here it is, so we can open it and find out now. Marge: Perfect! Homer: Mel Gibson is just a guy Marge, no different than me or Lenny. Marge: Were you or Lenny ever named Sexiest Man Alive? Homer: Hmmm, I'm not certain about Lenny ... Marge: Homer, let's make love. Homer: Uh, okay. Uh, you're thinking about me, right? Marge: Of course, Homey. Aren't you thinking about me? Homer: I will now! Comic Book Guy: I had a mouse! Thankyou. Frink: Will there be any 'Flubber' in this movie? Christian: Uh, no I'm afraid not! Frink: Ah for crying out glaven. Milo: And I think we know a little something about the movie
business. Oh, Robin, you gotta see the director's cut of "Booty Call." It's fabulous. Hannah: What, even better than the original? 'Cause, that was pretty fabulous, too. Mel Gibson: Hi, everybody! Dr. Nick: Hi, Mr. Gibson. Homer: That's it! I'm telling Mr. Stupidest Man Alive what I really thought of his movie. Hey, Gibson! Gibson: Uh, yes, sir. Homer: You got a pencil? Gibson: Here you go. Homer: Thanks. Waste my time in front of his stupid ... Appreciate it! Christian: The Sea Captain gave it four 'Arrrrgh's'. Bumblebee Man says 'Noes Bueno', and we were worried about the Latino market, huh? Milo: Yuh Christian: Huh? Milo: Yuh Christian: Huh? Milo: Yuh Christian: Huh? Milo: Worried! Gibson: :reading: Your movie is more boring than
church. All you did was yak, yak, yak. You didn't even
shoot anybody -- Damn! I knew it!
Gibson: Mr. Simpson, I need your help. Homer: Huh? Gibson: I think you're right about my movie, and I want you to help me make it better. Homer: Really? You want my help? Marge, did you hear that? Mel Gibson wants my help. Mel Gibson! Lisa: Dad, I thought you hated... Homer: Shut up.
Gibson: The problem I have is people love me so much, they never criticize me. I speed all the time but the cops never give me a ticket. If I don't pay my taxes, the IRS pays
them for me. Marge: Oh, you poor thing. Gibson: It's hell being Mel.
Marge: Hollywood, here we come! :plane lands: Hollywood, here we are! Lisa: Stop doing that, mom.
Marge: Look, they're making a movie! Robert Downey, Jr. is shooting it out with the police. Bart: I don't see any cameras.
Homer: Okay, this opening scene should be in fast motion, everybody likes that because it looks funny. Hehe look at that! Gibson: I don't think so.
Homer: Okay, here you need a musical montage where you try on lots of funny hats. It will let us see your playful side! Gibson: No! Homer: Yeah bu.. Gibson: Just no!
Tour Guide: And on your left is the notorious spot where Hugh Grant... Marge: Eww. Tour Guide: ...filmed the movie, "Nine Months." Marge: Ewwwww!
Homer: They will if you set up that the dog is evil. All you do is have to show him doing this. :shifts eyes left to right: The people will suspect the dog. Gibson: Maybe this wasn't a good idea, Homer.
Homer: But now, in whatever year this is, the audience wants action. And seats with beverage holders. But mainly action. Gibson: You really think the end is boring? Homer: Oh, Mel, it's the most boring piece of garbage I've ever seen. And it's not easy for me to say that. Gibson: Hmm. I guess it is a little flat. Okay, let's reshoot the ending. I'll call the hair and makeup ladies, and you see if the Teamsters will work for free. Homer: Piece of cake. Now where's that kid with my latte?
Marge: This house is owned by the dog from Frasier. And that's where Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche live! Ellen/Anne: We're lesbians! Christian: We've got to get that film back or we're all going to get fired, you know what I mean? Milo: Yeah. Christian: Huh? Milo: Yeah. Christian: Huh? Milo: Yeah. Christian: Huh? Milo: Fired!
Irene Ryan: You put me down, you big lummox! Jed! McBain: Shut up, old lady! And stop kicking me there!
Homer: Before "Lethal Weapon 2" I didn't know there could be a bomb in my toilet, but now I check every time. Marge: It's true, he does.
Bart: Mom, you've gotta take my picture in this car so I can show Milhouse! Marge: I'm sorry honey I used the last role on that man I thought was Judge Judy!
Homer: I'm tired of running away. Did Braveheart run away? Did Payback run away?
Milo: What the heck is that? Hannah: Well, the one on the left is Mel Gibson. I don't know who the other two guys are.
