Homer: Well that settles it! For all those reasons and more, let us choose an electrifying career in ... line? Burns: :whispering: Nuclear power! Homer: :whispering: Nuclear power! Burns: Oh, you dunderheaded stooges are the worst bunch of ...
Homer: Well there were script problems from day one. Bart: Didn't seem like anyone read the script... Homer: That was the problem. Abe: I know where we might find your missing monica... It's a bit of a drive, but on the way we can have a nice father son chat. Homer: Great, I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up. Abe: Put some damn pants on and pull'em down. Cuz it's time for a spankin'. Homer: I'll finally know what J. stands for. From this day forward, I will be known as... Homer... Jay Simpson! Homer: If I'm gonna be a real hippy, I have to learn from the master. Mr. Bob Flower-Child Hope. Bob: Hey peace man far out groovy I'm a hippy. Homer: C'mon Maude, the human wang is a beautiful thing. Marge: Oh Homer, for god sakes put your poncho on! Homer: Oh okay.....(soft) nark. Homer: Oh! We're never going to freak anybody out with this music. I brought something from my personal stash that'll blow some minds [song: up town girl.. she's been livin in her up town world] Hippy: Could you turn that down just a little! Young Homer: How could you let me turn into you!? Homer: Bu-bu-b-b-b-b-but the poncho... Young Homer: B-b-b-b-b-but-the poncho... hit the road, square! Abe/Jasper: [laughing like Beavis and Butthead from drinking the juice] Abe: We are so old! Chief Wiggum: Alright boys, set your night sticks on whomp. Eddie: Uh.. mine's stuck on twirl.. Chief Wiggum: Oh for the love of..... there! Marge: Doctor, will he be alright? Dr Hibbert: Yes, he was lucky, if that were a gladiola he'd be dead right now. Bart: Why don't you just pull it out? Dr Hibbert: Ahehehehe... I'm a doctor, not a gardner. Homer: Can't you just prune the leaves a little so I can watch TV? Dr Hibbert: What did I just say...?
