Bart: [tells the mob to listen to his story] Marge: [busts bart with a walkman that he was going to listen to during sunday school] Bart: Um, Ma'm. What if you're a really good person but you're in a really really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven? Teacher: For the last time Bart, yes! Teacher: The ventriliquist goes to heaven but the dummy doesn't. Bart: What about a robot with a human brain? Teacher: I don't know! All these questions! Is a little blind faith too much to ask!? Jimbo: Hey hot dog. Nice dismount man. Bart: It didn't hurt. Kearney: Oh yeah, well, do it again! Bart: Nah, might land on my face and end up looking like you. Dolph: You know Bart, I've been kicked out of all four space mutant movies. Bart: Jebadiah once killed a Bear with his bare hands. Jimbo: Oh, sorry! Dolph: We forgot how much you love Jebadiah Springfield. Kearney: Yeah, he's your boyfriend Wiggum: Err... well we have no witnesses, no suspects, and no leads. If anyone has any explanations, dial '0' and ask for the police. That number again.... '0' Abe: I hope they find the punk who did this. And I hope they cut his head off! Krusty: If you know who cut of Jebadiah's head. I don't care if it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or your mommy.... turn em in! And Krusty will send you a free slide whistle just like Sideshow Bob!
