3G04: Simpson Tide
SEASON NINE :: 9 Quotes
Homer: We live in a highly technological age where fighting a war is as simple as turning off a light *clap clap* *clap clap*
Marge: We don't have a clapper!
Homer: *clap clap* Sorry can't hear you Marge, I'm clapping! *clap clap* *clap clap* *clap clap* *clap clap* (homer chucks the lamp out the window)...nightie night!
tide1.mp3 134kb
Homer: No way man! My hair is who I am! (it gets cut off).... Ow I'm a freak!
tide2.mp3 55kb
Bart: Hey if you want cool, check this out! (sings) Everybody if you can do the Bartman, shake your body turn it out if you can can. Do the Bartman yeah!
Ralph: That is so 1991
tide3.mp3 80kb
Guy: Can I help you?
Bart: I'd like to get my ears pierced!
Guy: Better make it quick, kiddo, in five minutes this place is becoming a Starbucks.
tide4.mp3 54kb
Marge: What on earth posessed you to getting an ear ring?
Bart: Milhouse has one!
Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff!
Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff! I'm there
tide5.mp3 51kb
Ralph: My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owies
tide6.mp3 36kb
Homer: Well I guess that's everyone. Except ear ring boy!
Bart: Come on, dad didn't you do anything wild when you were a kid?
Homer: Well, when I was 10 I got my ears pierced. But this is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
tide7.mp3 76kb
Abe: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a Liar, a Pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!
tide8.mp3 70kb
Homer: Please remain calm and think of your loved ones!
Moe: Oh Mr. Snuggles I wove you sow! Whaddare you lookin' at!
tide9.mp3 71kb |
