2F22: Lemon Of Troy
SEASON SIX :: 17 Quotes
Bart: <gasp> Wet cement! Is there any sweeter sign? Well.. maybe High Voltage
lemon1.mp3 77kb
Marge: This town is a part of who you are! This is a Springfield Isotopes Cap... when you wear it, you're wearing Springfield! When you eat a fish from our river, you're eating Springfield! When you make Lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield!
Bart: Mom, when you give that lecture, you're boring Springfield.
lemon2.mp3 139kb
Marge: This town is a part of us all... a part of us all... a part of us all! Sorry to repeat myself but It'll help you remember!
lemon3.mp3 67kb
Bart: Hey Milhouse, how's the Lemonade business?
Milhouse: It's clearly booming, Bart!
Lisa: I don't even want any, I just bought a pity glass.
lemon4.mp3 61kb
Bart: Hey, stop talking bad about my town, man!
Shelby: Why don't you make me!
Bart: I don't make trash, I burn it!
Shelby: Well then I guess you're a garbage man!
Bart: I know you are but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man!
Bart: Oh I know you are but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man!
Bart: I know you are but what am I?
Shelby: A garbage man!
Bart: Takes one to know one!
lemon5.mp3 113kb
Milhouse: Stop wearing your backpack over one shoulder, we invented that, copycats!
Milhouse #2: Aaah, you copied us!
Milhouse: Step over this line and say that.. I'll kick your butt!.... at Nintendo
lemon6.mp3 77kb
Shelby: I just put a rock in your cruddy town!
Bart: That's a crud rock, it belongs in crud town!
Shelby: Look at the weak little baby... You're stupid! You stupid weak baby!
lemon7.mp3 105kb
Nelson: Everybody come quick, something's happened, no time to explain.
Edna: No children, no, your education is important. Roman Numerals etcetera.. whatever. I tried.
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Shelby: No time to check it out now, we've got Lemonade to sell!
Milhouse #2: Haha, radical.
Bart: They're getting rich of us!
Milhouse: And that kid with the backpack said "radical"! I say "radical"! That's my thing that I say!
lemon9.mp3 107kb
Bart: Milhouse, you and me will be Omega team, Todd, you and Data are 'Team Strike Force'. Nelson, that leaves you and Martin.
Martin: Team Discovery Channel!
Nelson: Aww... your wussiness better come in handy.
lemon10.mp3 87kb
Shelbyville Kid: Wait a minute, If you're from Shelbyville, how come we've never seen you in school?
Bart: I don't go to school.
Shelbyville Kid: Okay, what's two plus two?
Bart: Five...
Shelbyville Kid: Ah, story checks out...
lemon11.mp3 70kb
Milhouse: Is this the untimely end of Milhouse?
Milhouse #2: But Milhouse is my name!
Milhouse: But I thought I was the only one!?
Milhouse #2: A pain I know all too well...
Milhouse: So this is what it feels like... when doves cry!
lemon12.mp3 102kb
Bart: Oh, it's no use. I'm never gonna find that tree. This whole raid was as useless as they yellow lemon shaped rock over there. Wait a minute... there's a lemon behind that rock!
lemon13.mp3 83kb
Homer: Found em! You kids are in big trouble! Running away from home like this.
Bart: But they stole our lemon tree!
Homer: I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing's gonna stop me in the middle of this speech. You're gonna... LEMON TREE!?
lemon14.mp3 92kb
Homer: Give it back, or we'll bust in there and take it!
Shelby's Dad: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look!
Homer: Stupider like a FOX!
lemon15.mp3 70kb
Bart: There's got to be a way to get that tree back. Hey look, a hospital.. pull in there.
Homer: Oh great, now I'm upside down!
lemon16.mp3 82kb
Homer: Woohoo!
Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!
Bart/Homer: EAT MY SHORTS!!!
Ned: Yes, eat all of our shirts!
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