9F15: Last Exit To Springfield
SEASON FOUR :: 18 Quotes
Dr. Wolfe: How often do you brush, Ralph.
Ralph: Three times a day sir.
Dr. Wolfe: Why must you turn my office into a house of lies.
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Bart: Dr. Wolfe likes to pull kids' teeth so he can sell 'em.
Kid: To who?
Bart: Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's tooth!
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Homer: Where's my burrito. Where's my burrito. Where's my burrito.
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Lenny: So long, dental plan!
Homer: [thinks...]
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Carl: :drops pencil into crack of Homer's butt: Bull's-eye!
Homer: Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I lost my train of throught.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny's voice: Dental plan!
Marge's voice: Lisa needs braces.
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Burns: Simpson, eh? New man?
Smithers: He thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude...
Burns: Doesn't ring a bell.
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Burns: Look at him, Smithers. Exercising away. While the others are off at the candy machine.
Homer: Hey, Lenny, can you get this Sugar Daddy off my back?
Lenny: Okay but it's the last time!
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Burns: We both want a fair union contract.
Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?
Burns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Homer: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Homer: [thinking] My God! He is coming onto me!
Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows. [chuckle] [wink]
Homer: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
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Homer: Who is it?
Goon: Goons.
Homer: Who?
Goon: Hired goons.
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Burns: This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon they'll have written the greatest novel known to man. Lets see. It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times! You stupid monkey!
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Burns: Now, let's get down to business.
Homer: [thinks] Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?
Burns: Now Homer, I know what you're thinking. I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a `whiz' to know that you're looking out for `Number One'. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.
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Burns: Find the bathroom all right?
Homer: Uuuuh..... yeah!
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Homer: Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh.
Marge: Hmm that doesn't sound like they like you at all.
Homer: You know I think you're right. First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
:the next morning Homer punches Lenny:
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Carl: All in favour of a strike.
Everyone: Aye!
Carl: And all opposed.
Man: Nay.
Homer: Who keeps saying that?
Man: It was him. Lets get him fellas.
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Lisa: Come gather round children, it's high time ye learns
'Bout a hero named Homer and a devil named Burns
We'll march till we drop, the girls and the fellas
We'll fight to the death or else fold like umbrellas.
So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower
They have the plant, but we have the power.
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Abe: One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..
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Kent: Homer, organised labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
Homer: :scared: AAAAH!
Kent: Um, my director is asking me not to talk to you anymore.
Homer: Woohoo!
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Everyone: So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower, They have the plant, but we have the power. So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower, They have the plant, but we have the power.
Burns: Look at them all through the darkness I'm bringing, they're not sad at all, they're actually singing.
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Burns: All right Homer you can have the dental plan on one condition. You must resign as head of the union.
Homer: Woohoo! Woo woop woop woop woop woop woop!
Burns: Smithers' I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.
Homer: Woo woop woop woop woop woop woop! Woo woop woop woop woop woop woop!
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