9F10: Marge Vs. The Monorail
SEASON FOUR :: 14 Quotes
Homer: Yabba Dabba Doo! Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the! Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
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Marge: I think the money should be spent on something the whole town can be proud of.
Homer: Like a giant billboard that says 'no fat chicks!'?
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Quimby: We will now hear suggestions for the disbursement of the two million dollars.
Lisa: Don't you mean three million dollars?
Quimby: [looks around nervously, adjusts his tie] Of course. How silly of me.
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Burns: Hello my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.
Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks!
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Apu: I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight this year. As a result, I almost missed work.
Wiggum: Cry-baby.
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Quimby: I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.
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Lyle Lanley: You know a town with money is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No-one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!
Homer: Hehe, mule!
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Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
All: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: Once again...
All: Monorail!
Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!
Homer: Mono... D'oh!
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Lyle Lanley: Now I'm here to answer any questions you children may have about the monorail.
Kid: Can it outrun the flash?
Lyle Lanley: You bet.
Kid: Can superman outrun the flash?
Lyle Lanley: Eh, sure, why not.
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Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
Bart: ............ I'll get back to you.
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Marge: Homer, there's a family of possums in here.
Homer: I call the big one 'bitey'
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Marge: Mr. Cobb, what can we do!?
Cobb: You just better have a damn good conductor!
Homer: Oh I locked my keys in there. Get a rock.
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Marge: We're too late!
Cobb: I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.
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Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's not Batman!
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