9F02: Lisa The Beauty Queen
SEASON FOUR :: 15 Quotes
Willie: Get your Haggis right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds.
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Skinner: But first our second prize winner and the recipient of this handsome shoe buffer... Ned Flanders.
Flanders: :gasps:
Homer: Oh it's no fair, we'll never have a buffer!
Marge: We have one at home, you never use it.
Homer: Well, I want that one!
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Homer: Heyyy thereeee, blimpy boy! Flying through the sky so fancy free!
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Homer: You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Fathers have to say that stuff!
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grampa: No, you're homely as a mule's butt!
Homer: There, see?
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Homer: Moe, have you ever felt unattractive?
Moe: Mmmm, no.
Homer: How about you, Barney?
Barney: Not for a second! (*belch*)
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Larson: Your daughter could be crowned Little Miss Springfield by our host, the Maitre d' of Glee, Krusty the Clown.
Krusty: I heartily endorse this event or product.
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Marge: Lisa, I know a song that will cheer you up. `There once was an ugly duckling...''
Lisa: So you think I'm ugly?!
Marge: Noooo. No, I meant you were one of the good-looking ducks... that makes fun of the ugly one. Mmmm.
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Homer: Hey, nobody's prettier than my little girl!
Marge: Mmmmm, you're looking at her through a father's eyes.
Homer: Well if I could gouge out somebody else's eyes and shove them into my my sockets I would; but to me, she's beautiful!
Marge: That is so sweet!
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Homer: Is that Lisa? Oooo, I gotta call heaven. There's an angel missing! Bart: And whose your little school friend? Wait a minute... That's Mom!
Marge: I know two fellas who will get a special dinner tonight!
:Bart and Homer high five:
Bart: Dad, do you know anything else about women?
Homer: Nope, that's it.
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Lisa: Some people say that to love your country is old fashioned, uncool, real melvin, well to them I say... :sings ``America the Beautiful'', then strips off her dress, revealing dancing tights, and unleashes a rip-roarin' song-and-dance rendition of ``Rollin' on the River'' :
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Krusty:
L the losers in her wake,
I the income she will make,
T is for her tooth-filled mouth,
T is for her tooth-filled mouth...
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Krsuty: Congratulations Lisa, you're the new Little Miss Springfield. Here's your sceptre. Whoop.. hehehe, just kidding! Here you go. Whoop! hahahehehe. :gets struck by lightning: I deserved that.
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Homer: Bless you boys.
Marge: Homer, those are ice cream men!
Homer: I know!
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Quimby: Gentlemen, we need to get Lisa Simpson out and Amber Dempsey back in. But this glorified crossing god of a police chief wont get off his big fat can.
Wiggum: Is it okay if I open these potato chips.
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Kent: Lisa Simpson is no longer Little Miss Springfield. She was stripped of her crown in a ceremony earlier today :footage of a goat being bottle fed plays: Well, that's obviously the wrong footage. Uh. But it does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen Homer Simpson filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under 'do not write under this space' he wrote 'okay'.
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