7F23: When Flanders Failed
SEASON THREE :: 11 Quotes
Homer: Look, I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world, he's a jerk! End of story!
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Flanders: Hey hey, Homer!
Homer: Mhhfuuh phhhuu
Flanders: Okay! Thanks for coming!
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Lisa: Dad do you know what Schadenfreude is?
Homer: No, I do not know what schadenfreude is, please tell me because I am dying to know...
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Music: They fought, and bit, they fought and fought and bit. Fought fought fought, bit bit bit, that was the Itchy and Scratchy show!
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Homer: Apple, Apple, Apple, come on candy bar... hey, i know you, you're that first Apple I didn't want! That's sends it, I'm really going to let them have it this time!
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Homer: Hey Flanders, is everything okay
Flanders: Ooooh yeah, sure, thought I'd just get rid of some of the clutter, see anything you like?
Homer: Oh I get it, its not good enough for you but it's good enough for me! Well I wouldn't be caught dead buying this... hello!
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Homer: Hey Bartely Boobely, care for a Steak-a-roonie?
Bart: Sounds scrump-diddely-umptious dear old daddely doodely!
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Lisa: I'm sure you had nothing to do with this, you scavenger of human misery!
Bart: Hey, keep your hands off my china hutch!
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Chuck: Good afternoon sir, I'm Chuck Ellis from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you think you dont need to pay your bills!
Homer: Oh, I know I disobey them but there's just so many!
Chuck: Does it make you feel good about yourself to owe people money. We've been very patient with you Mr. Flanders
Homer: I know but.... wait a minute, I'm Homer Simpson! Ned Flanders lives over there
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Lisa: You punks are about to get a taste of your own medicine, this is my brother and he knows karate!
Jimbo: Oh, we're real scared!
Kearney: Please don't hurt us Bart!
Dolph: What are you gonna do? Throw your diapers at us? Haha!
Lisa: Yeah just keep laughing, you know it makes him madder! Come on Bart, start em off with the touch of death, and go from there!
Bart: I think they've learned their lesson already
Jimbo: No! We wanna see the touch of death!
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Flanders: Even the good book can't help me now!
Homer: Why not?
Flanders: I sold it to you for seven cents! You know, ever since that barbeque nothing has gone right, it's like, there's been a curse on me (Homer and Flanders start crying and whining)
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