7F06: Bart The Daredevil
SEASON TWO :: 10 Quotes
Milhouse: Hey, that's my seat.
Bart: Correction, was your seat.
Barney: But I only got up to go the the can!
Homer: Hey I don't see your name engraved on this barstool.
daredevil1.mp3
Announcer: One night only, at the Springfield Speedway, this Saturday! If you miss this, you'd better be dead or in jail, and if you're in jail, break out. Be there!
daredevil2.mp3
Skinner: Welcome to the first in a series of Saturday evening concerts.
Homer: Series? Awww.
daredevil3.mp3
Todd: :plays violin for school concert:
Ned: :crying: My son.... my son!
Homer: Come on Flanders, he's not that bad.
daredevil4.mp3
Lance Murdoch: Now, chance I don't survive, let me just say: Seatbelts save lives, so buckle up!
daredevil5.mp3
Milhouse: Oh no, he's hurt.
Lewis: Bad!
Milhouse: Lets get out of here!
daredevil6.mp3
Dr. Hibbert: This little boy broke his leg, trying to fly like Superman. This little boy's brother hit him in the head with a wrench, mimicing a recent TV wrestling match. I wont even subject you to the horrors of our three stooges ward.
Marge: Gee, I never realized TV was such a dangerous influence.
daredevil7.mp3
Bart: Otto, I'm going to leap over Springfield Gorge on my skateboard.
Otto: Bart, as the only adult here, I feel I should say something.
Bart: What?
Otto: COOL!
daredevil8.mp3
Otto: :singing, to tune of 'Foxy Lady' over Bus microphone: Do do doo, do doo do doo, do do do doo.
Bart: Hey Otto, can I use that microphone.
Otto: ..doo do do :switches off: Sorry Bart dude, it's for emergencies only. :switches back on: Doo doo doo.
daredevil9.mp3
Lance: Doc, I heard a snap.
Dr. Hibbert: Hmm, I'm afraid the bone is broken. Well, that's all of them.
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