FABF19: Sleeping With The Enemy 
SEASON SIXTEEN :: 19 Quotes
Sherri/Terri: Lisa has a big butt, Lisa has a big butt!
Lisa: Shut up, I do not!
Sherri: Oh no, don't make Lisa mad.
Terri: She might crush us all with her giant butt.
Willie: Shut up you, stop teasing the big bottom lass. She's just as god made her. Plump as a Christmas goose.
enemy1.mp3
Homer: To downsize my derierre, I just tie a sweater around it. See. Oh Homer, you're wasting away to nothing, you simply must eat something. Oh well, you're the boss! Oh, I love to see my man eat!
enemy2.mp3
Homer: Here's a mistake. It says the capital of Kentucky is Frank-fort. Haha, dream on pal!
Marge: Homer, the capital of Kentucky is Frankfort!
Homer: Really. Frankferter. Is that anything?
Marge: Yes, it's something dear.
enemy3.mp3
Edna: Bart really did get 100. I did a test on state capitals but I forgot to roll up the map. Everyone got 100.
enemy4.mp3
Store Man: No no, the body on this mannequin is all wrong.
Lisa: I know, it's such an unrealistic standard for young - huh?
Store Man: Planing down the thighs, planing down the thighs, i make four bucks an hour, planing down the thighs.
enemy5.mp3
Marge: Plus your schoolyard chums, Martin and Ralph.
Ralph: Bart's my bestest boyfriend.
enemy6.mp3
Ralph: Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck.
Bart: Say goose you stupid freak!
Ralph: :cries:
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Homer: Oh what's the big deal, Bart didn't like his presents. So what. It's not like he gives us such great gifts. Remember that maple leaf iron between the sheets of wax paper. What was that? That was crap!
enemy8.mp3
Skinner: They're just asserting their independence. If a child doesn't do it now it may never happen!
Agnes: Seymour, do you want your vitamin in apple sauce or are you gonna take it like a big boy?
Skinner: Apple sauce.
enemy9.mp3
Marge: Aren't you the boy who beats up my son?
Nelson: Probably, what's your name?
Marge: Simpson
Nelson: Oh yeah, Bart Simpson. Spiky hair, soft kidneys, always hitting himself.
enemy10.mp3
Marge: Whaddya say, it'll be BLAM. Bart, Lisa, And Mom, huh?
Bart: Mom, when I want lame and needy, I'll call Milhouse. No offense.
enemy11.mp3
Marge: Where's your dad in all of this.
Nelson: He went out for a pack of cigarettes and never came back. He said smell ya later, but he never smelled me again.
enemy12.mp3
Nelson: Hey I'm sure it's just a phase, like when I used to stand on the overpass and drop computers on the freeway.
Marge: That's how we got our K-pro.
enemy13.mp3
Terri: Hey Lisa, are you counting how many days it takes to wash your big butt?
Lisa: I can't hear you!
Sherri: That's because your butt blocks your ears.
Lisa: That doesn't make any sense.
Terri: Neither does your butt!
enemy14.mp3
Marge: Go home to your son, Mrs. Muntz. And try not to have intercourse on the way!
enemy15.mp3
Marge: Bart, have you ever eaten a tootsy pop? You know there's a tough crunchy shell, but if you lick it there's a delicious sweetness inside. Be nice to Nelson and I'll give you a tootsie pop.
enemy16.mp3
Nelson: Papa can you hear me? Papa can you see me? Papa can you find me in the night? Papa are you near me, Papa can you hear me, Papa can you help me not be frightened. Looking at the skies I seem to see a million eyes, which ones are yours?
enemy17.mp3
Nelson/Lisa/Kids: Sherri smells, Terri smells, stinky all the way. Stink stink stink, stink stink stink, one horse open sleigh!
enemy18.mp3
Mrs. Muntz: I play lady MacBeth. I don't have to take my top off but I do anyway.
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