BABF06: Faith Off
SEASON ELEVEN :: 12 Quotes
Geek: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.
Marge: Does anyone need that much porno?
Homer: :drools: One million times...
faith1.mp3 68kb
Marge: I tried greasing the bucket with bacon fat but your father kept eating it.
Homer: Couldn't you try a non-delicious fat? Oh, there's no such thing!
faith2.mp3 64kb
Faith Healer: What hails you my son?
Cletus: I done spraint me elbie-bone, so it goes in de opposite direction.
Faith Healer: The power of faith compells you! Take that!
Cletus: Praise tha lord!
faith3.mp3 92kb
Nelson: Go forth and spread the word........ spread it!
Kids: Yaaaaaah!
faith4.mp3 35kb
Lisa: The bucket came off dad's head because the bright lights heated it causing the metal to expand!
Bart: Heat makes metal expand... now who's talking mumbo jumbo?
faith5.mp3 66kb
Sideshow Mel: He's kicking it, old school!
faith6.mp3 48kb
Ned: Excuse me neighbour! I couldn't help but notice you picked pretty much all of my flowers!
Homer: Can't make a float without flowers...
Ned: Uh, sure enough, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would ever grow again?
Homer: Hehehehe.. yeah.
faith7.mp3 111kb
Rev. Lovejoy: Perhaps it's time to fight razzle with dazzle
:picks up guitar plays badly, starts singing: Mi..Michael row.... row.... row the boat..
Todd: Is he killing that guitar, daddy?
Ned: Yes, son..
faith8.mp3 108kb
Song: [ Testify - by Bart Simpson + Others ] Runtime 1:09
faith9.mp3 341kb
Homer: Okay, who needs another lamb rack? Lisa?
Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal might have died of loneliness.
faith10.mp3 64kb
Singers: I've had.. the half time of my life! And I owe it all to S.U.
faith11.mp3 61kb
Bart: Why won't anybody listen to me? I don't have any special powers! I am not a healer!
Dr. Hibbert: Fine... more money for me!
faith12.mp3 55kb |
