AABF21: Guess Who's Coming To Criticize Dinner
SEASON ELEVEN :: 21 Quotes
Skinner: Now, I'd like to ask each child to pair up with a buddy so no one gets lost.
Bart: Come to think of it I haven't seen Uter since the last field trip.
Skinner: Uter. I don't remember any Uter. Silly name, Uter.
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Homer: [voice on cassette, singing]
I work hard for the money
So hard for the money
Oh, I something, something money,
Come on give me lots of honey
Burns: Well, there's an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him.
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[ Homer swears at a motorist, Lisa informs Homer that it's an Ambulance. He continues swearing ]
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Homer: If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
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Gil: Nah, please you gotta help ol' Gil, whats it gotta take to keep you on the phone? Dance for you? But you wouldn't even see it.. y..alright I'm dancing.
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Nelson: Your old man has an awesome nose.
Bart: Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding.
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Editor: I wouldn't want to be married to her. I mean, again.
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Homer: Oh, I like food alright ...:singing:
I like pizza, I like bagels,
I like hot gods with mustard and beer
Editor: I get the picture
Homer: :continues singing:
I'll eat eggplant,
I could even eat a baby deer
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?
Editor: Enough already!
Homer: Sorry.
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Editor: I just had a thought. We're looking for a new food critic. Someone who doesn't immediately poo-poo everything he eats.
Homer: No, it usually takes a few hours.
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Homer: Well, what do you think?
Editor: This is a joke, right? I mean this is the stupidest thing I've ever read!
Homer: What's wrong with it?
Editor: You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes" You make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.
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Homer: Really, the only word to describe it is :drools:
Lisa: Hmm. What's the English equivalent for :drools: I'd say ... transcendent.
Homer: How about groin-grabbingly transcendent?
Lisa: Uh ... I don't think so.
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Homer: Stop the presses!
[Man hits stop button]
Homer: OK, Start the presses.
Editor: That takes four hours.
Homer: Whatever, I'll be at Moe's.
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Homer: They're paying me to eat!
Bart: Yeah, now if you could get someone to pay you for scratching your butt we'd be on easy street.
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[ Homer rips the script of 'The Cable Guy because it almost ruined Jim Carrey's career ]
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Editor: Hey Homer, c'mere.
Homer: Oh ... are you going to fire my for swiping office
supplies?
Editor: No.
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Krusty: [as King Lear] What is this Merry Old England or Petticoat Junction? :audience boo's: Hey, lighten up, it's a comedy!
Actor: :whispers: No it's not
Krusty: It's not?!
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[ Homer calls Luigi's lasagne dish a pile of puke. The cook, Salvetore, chops off part of his ear ]
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Homer: The food at the Gilded Truffle really ... What's a good word?
Maggie: :sucks:
Homer: Sucks! That's great! And the bread was really ... Come on, help me out here!
Santa's Little Helper: Ruff!
Homer: Rough? I don't know, you've been pitching that all night.
Santa's Little Helper: Chewy?
Homer: Chewy! That's inspired!
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Editor: Homer what gives with this review? You say the salad tastes like bark and the potatoes were very grrrrrrr. This reads like it was written by a dog.
Homer: Are you crazy? A dog can't type. Unfortunately.
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Luigi: Homer, he's out of control. He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review! True Story.
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McAllister: I'm surprised he doesn't just give it up and go for sweatpants.
Akira: He says the crotch wears out too fast.
McAllister: Yar! That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares
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