7G11: Life On The Fast Lane
SEASON ONE :: 9 Quotes
Bart: First dibs, I get to lick the beaters.... woah, ah ah ah.. liza, by tung iz tuck in de beeterz. by tung!
bowling1.mp3 55kb
Homer: You really thought I forgot didn't you!
Bart: Oh right. What did you get her, dad.
Lisa: Yeah, what did you get.
Homer: Oh a very... thoughtful gift... but it's a surprise. You know it's a very beautiful morning. I think I might take a stroll around the block! [runs downstairs, races off in car]
Lisa: I think he forgot, mom.
bowling2.mp3 155kb
Bowling Man: What size shoes do you wear.
Marge: Never you mind!
Bowling Man: You can't wear street shoes on the lanes, you gotta wear bowling shoes, what size please?
Marge: Hm... 13AA.
Bowling Man: 13AA! This is the closest I've got, a 9 and a 15.
bowling3.mp3 106kb
Homer: Your mother always gets to be with you and now it's my turn.......................... does the time always drag like this?
bowling4.mp3 60kb
Jaques: Quite smooth, isn't it.
Marge: Hmm, very smooth.
Jaques: Smooth?
Marge: Yes, very.
Jaques: Yes?
Marge: Yes.
Jaques: Yes?
Marge: Smooth.
Jaques: Smooth?
Marge: Yes.
Jaques: Yes.
bowling5.mp3 46kb
Lisa: Right now, I'm in Stage 3, fear. You're in Stage 2, denial.
Bart: No I'm not.
Lisa: Yes you are!
Bart: No I'm not.
Lisa: Yes you are!
Bart: AM NOT AM NOT AM NOT!
Lisa: I stand corrected.
bowling6.mp3 80kb
Helen Lovejoy: [meets Jaques and Marge having brunch together]
bowling7.mp3 138kb
Bart: [plays baseball with Homer, whacks him on the head with a ball, Homer faints]
bowling8.mp3 97kb
Bart: You told me, when something's bothering you, and you're too damn stupid to know what to do, just keep your damn mouth shut. That way you wont make things worse.
bowling9.mp3 63kb |
