7G04: There's No Disgrace Like Home
SEASON ONE :: 12 Quotes
Bart: Oh yeah?
Lisa: Yeah!
Bart: Oh yeah?
Lisa: Yeah!
Bart: Oh yeah?
Lisa: Yeah!
Bart: Oh yeah?
Lisa: Yeah!
Homer: What's the problem here?
Lisa: We were fighting over which one of us loves you more?
Homer: You were? Aww... Go ahead.
Bart: You love him more.
Lisa: No, you do!
Bart: No I don't!
Lisa: Yes you do!
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Father: Thanks Mr. Burns I'm so glad you invited us.
Son: Not me, I had to miss little league for this.
Mr Burns: Oh please, please, don't fight, just go out back and have a good time.....fire that man Smithers.
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Mr. Burns: Ah, oh yes and this must be your lovely wife... Marge. Oh and look at little.... Lisa. Why she's growing like a wig. And this must be... Brat.
Bart: Bart!
Homer: Don't correct the man, brat!
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Mr. Burns: Make yourself at home.
Bart: Hear that dad? You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself......
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Marge: [a friend offers marge some punch]
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Marge: Do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised?
Friend: You're right (turns on tv...) there.
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Mr. Burns: But now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property, until next year. I suggest you don't dawdle. The hounds will be released in 10 minutes.
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Homer: No! We're gonna say grace first.
Bart: Okay... rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub!
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The Family: [spy on another family from the window... the father gets his gun and tries to take a shot at them]
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Homer: I've... got some... weiners in my pockets.
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Advert: [Homer watches an advert in Moes Tavern. Features a family complaining, and then the kid tells them to both shut up]
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Homer: [shows off his money]
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