7G02: Bart The Genius
SEASON ONE :: 9 Quotes
Lisa: 'Id', triple word score!
Homer: Hey, no abbreviations!
Lisa: Not 'I.D.', dad 'Id', it's a word
Bart: Yeah, as in this game is stup-id
Homer: Hey, shut up boy!
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Bart: My turn, 'Kwyjibo' twenty three points, plus double word score, plus, sixty points for using all my letters, games over, I'm outta here!
Homer: Wait a minute you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a kwyjibo is!
Bart: Kwyjibo... big dumb balding North American ape.. with no chin.
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Skinner: Whoever did this is in very deep trouble
Martin: And a sloppy speller, too, because the correct spelling of wiener is W I E n e r, although ei is acceptable.
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Homer: Hey, look at this! I am a weiner. Heh heh, he sure is!
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Homer: What do we need a psychiatrist for, we know our kid is nuts!
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Lisa: I don't care what that test says, Bart, you're a dimwit.
Bart: Maybe so, but from now on, this dimwit was on easy street.
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Marge: We got tickets to the Opera tonight! Hurry up, get dressed!
Bart: Oh mom, not tonight!
Homer: Come on Bart, your mother is only trying to help, so go on ahead and enjoy the show.
Marge: Homer.. you're going too!
Homer: But I'm not a genius! Why should I suffer?
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Bart: Toreador, oh don't spit on the floor. Please use the cuspidor, that's what it's for.
Marge: Bart! Stop fooling around!
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Homer: Phe-yew, when is this over?
Bart: It aint over till the fat lady sings!
Homer: That one fat enough for you, son?
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