7G01: Some Enchanted Evening
SEASON ONE :: 9 Quotes
Marge: Hello, I'd like to talk to Dr. Monroe
Guy: First name, age, problem?
Marge: I'm Marge, 34, and my problem's my husband. He doesn't listen to me, he doesn't appreciate me, I don't know how much longer I can...
Guy: Hey lady, save your whining for when you're on the air, okay?
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Marvin Monroe: And if he doesn't start loving, you will be leaving
Marge: Leave Homer?
Marvin Monroe: Please, don't use his real name!
Marge: Leave Paidrel?
Marvin Monroe: Can you be that honest Marge?
Marge: Yeah!
Marvin Monroe: You'll tell him right when he comes home from work
Marge: Yeah!
Marvin Monroe: Say it like you mean it...
Marge: YEAH!!!
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Moe: Homer, Marge is right, you are a pig! You can ask anyone in this bar!
Homer: What!? Hey Barney, am I a pig?
Barney: You're even more of a pig than I am *burp*
Moe: See, you're a pig. Barney's a pig, Larry's a pig, we're all pigs!
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Marge: Wait, what about a babysitter?
Homer: Whoops!
Marge: Not to worry *picks up phone*
Moe: Listen you lousy punk, If I ever get a hold of you I swear I'll cut your belly open!
Marge: Goodness, must be a crossed wire!
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Old Lady: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service...
Marge: This is Marge Simpson and I'd like a babysitter immidiately!
Old Lady: The Simpsons? Lady you've got to be kidding me!...
(Homer rings up)
Old Lady: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service...
Homer: Hello this is Mr. Ssssampson...
Old Lady: Did your wife just call a second ago?
Homer: No! I said Sampson, not Simpson!
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Bart: Yo, lady, we've seen the Crappy Little Elves about 14 million times! Maybe we can watch some real TV!
Ms Botz: I said we're gonna watch the tape!
Bart: Awww.. thats merely a suggested viewing matter, lady, mom lets us watch whatever the hell we want
Ms Bots: I said you're gonna watch this tape, and you're gonna do what I say, or I'm gonna do something to you, and I don't know what that is because everybody has always done what I say!
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Homer: I think I'll eat... this one right there!
Waiter: Why don't you pick one thats a little more frisky, sir!
Homer: Why?
Waiter: Well when you choose one thats floating upside-down, it somewhat defeats the purpose of selecting a live lobster!
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Lisa: But I wanna see what happens!
Bart: You know what happens! They find Captain Cook's treasure, all the elves jump around like little green idiots, I puke, the end!
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Homer: Ms. Botz? Good lord! What have those little hellions done now!? We're so sorry, we're so sorry!
Ms Botz: Please turn off the TV
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