5F23: The Joy Of Sect
SEASON NINE :: 10 Quotes
Homer: How much is this free resort weekend?
Man: It's free!
Homer: And when is this weekend?
Man: It's this weekend
Homer: Uh uh, and how much does it cost?
Man: Um...its free
Homer: I see and when is it?
Man: Its....this weekend
Homer: And how much are you charging for this weekend
Bart: C'mon dad, the teams arriving
Homer: (singing) nananananananana fishing, nananananananana fishing, fishing, fishing
Man: Hi, how are y...
Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie... so the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?
Man: What are you talking about theres nothing like that in there
Homer: Well y'see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span
Lady: But our point is very simple, y'see when...
Homer: Oh look! A bird! Hihihihihee
Man: (chanting) nananananananana leader nananananananana leader
Everyone: nananananananana leader nananananananana leader, leader, leader
Homer: BATMAN! I mean, LEADER!
Lisa: Dad, do you think you might have been brainwashed?
Homer: I have not been brainwashed! Kill the girl...
Lenny: Ah, he's alright, but he's no bowl of Special K!
Barney (the dinosaur): (singing) We love him, he loves we, we're the leaders family
Homer: Ooh! A Lima Bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others!
Cletus: Stranger! You're tresspassin' on my dirt farm!
Man: Ah, do you happen to need a mesiah?
Cletus: No, but I'll take them sacks of money from ya
Announcer: You are watching FOX!
The Simpsons: We-Are-Watching-Fox!