5F17: Lost Our Lisa
SEASON NINE :: 20 Quotes
Milhouse: Hey Bart, what's your favorite thing about teachers conference day?
Bart: Hmm, well, I guess that we don't have to go to school...
Milhouse: Wow, mine too!
Milhouse: While we're out having fun, and walking around like crazy, Those teachers are cooped up in school like morons!
Skinner: Well, here we go again... (all the teachers are on a rollercoaster, having fun)
Milhouse: Check it out, Bart, X-ray specs!. Hey, these don't work!
Shop Owner: Ah....err...lead shirt!
Milhouse: I'll take three pairs!
Milhouse: Woah! Looking sharp!
Bart: Well, thanks govener!
Milhouse: If you put dog doo on the suction cups, they'll stick better!
Bart: Milhouse, I'm not going to take dog doo that's been on the dirty ground and put it on my face!
Lisa: Oh, I can't wait! In just twenty minutes we'll be in a three hour line to see the Orb of Isis!
Marge: In a few years when you're old enough to drive, then you can take the bus!
Lisa: Oh! It's the last day of the Isis exhibit!
Bart: Well you should have thought of that before I glued all this stuff to my face!
Lisa: Ah! The ole number 22, clean reliable public transportation, the chariot of the people, the ride of choice for the poor and very poor alike, sure some folks prefer...
Moe: Are you getting on this next bus kid?
Moe: Taxi! ..... VD Clinic!
Lisa: May I have that seat?
Comic Book Guy: Yes..IF... you can answer me these questions three! Question the first...
Lisa: Area 51!? I found Area 51!
Guard: No m'am this is Area 51A
Lisa: Grr....well, um, i'm kind of lost, can you tell me where I am?
Guard: I'm sorry, the location of this location is classified!
Lisa: Stupid bus can't even go to the stupid place it's supposed to stupid go!
Cletus: I seen it first! Whoo, Curly Sue is goinna have an elegant wedding feast!
Lisa: Ah hah! Uuum..listen, i'm kind of lost, do you think you could give me a lift down town?
Brandine: Cletus what are you beating your gums about?
Cletus: Never you mind Brandine! You just get back to birthing that baby....yeah I'll fix ya a ride little missy hop on in. Mind the skunk, dem things can go off even after they've deid..
Homer: Maybe, but you don't know Lisa, I mean she's so smart they hooked her up to a big computer to try to teach it some things, but she had so much knowlege, it overloaded, and then it got really hot and caught on fire!
Carl: That never ah, happened, did it Homer
Homer: Ah, yeees, but now I have to leave on a totally unrelated matter.....
Lisa: Oh thats it, I give up!....(dials the phone)
Phone: Homer: You have reached the office of Homer Simpson, if you are calling about the waterbed, please leave a detailed message, if you nee...Burns: Get back to work...Homer: Ah!
Homer: (Knocks on car window) For god sakes, my little girl is.. ah, hello!
Marge: Homer, whats going on? Shouldn't you be at work?
Homer: I am at work...this is what I do!
Homer: Get moving Marge, this isn't a parking lot!
Marge: Oh, sorry!
Burns: Shouldn't you be at work right now?
Homer: Ah yes sir, Mr. Burns, sir!
Burns: Well then get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are!
Homer: 'Scuse me, m'am, have you seen this little girl?
Wiggum: Ah I'd love to help you pal, but I'm on a stakeout here!
Snake: Yoink! Ahaha!
Wiggum: Ah god, ah man, somebody stop that awful awful man!
Homer: Give me all of your balloons!...I hope this works!... These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker!
Guy: Well, I've already got some balloons, but, they're not this nice! Deal!
Homer: I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!
Bart: Hey Lis, I'm sorry I ruined your Egyptian thing. We're still buds, right!? Okay be that way, be a big stupid jerk. Oh, you're not the jerk...I am...forgive me? Oh, like you're miss perfect! Mom, Lisa's making me feel bad!
Marge: Stop it Lisa!