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5F11: Das Bus
SEASON NINE :: 10 Quotes
Lisa: Point of order if we wanna learn anything we must... 
Bart: Point of odor, Lisa stinks 
bus1.mp3    27kb 

Ned: Maude and I sell religious foot rugs over the internet 
Homer: Internet eh? 
Ned: Yes indeedy, making some good scratch too 
Homer: Scratch eh? 
Ned: Yep! 
Homer: Maude eh? 
bus2.mp3    71kb 

Kids Chanting: Sixty six bottles of beer on the wall, sixty six bottles of beer.... 
Otto: This song is driving me crazy (rewinds tape
Kids Chanting: B I N G O and Bingo was his name-o 
bus3.mp3    88kb
Nelson: Hey, Simpson, race ya! 
Bart: First one to the front of the bus gets Martins' lunch money 
Martin: What!? 
Bart: Go Apple 
Nelson: Go Orange 
Ralph: ...Go Banana! 
bus4.mp3    64kb
Homer: Compuglobalhypermeganet...Junior Vice President Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call?....... it's Patty =( 
bus5.mp3    72kb
Ralph: I eated the purple berrie....ow...oh....waaah 
Bart: How are they Ralph? .......... Good? 
Ralph: They taste like.... burning 
bus6.mp3    104kb
Milhouse: Its the monster! 
Bart: No its not, its my tummy, i mean stomach...gut... crap factory! 
bus7.mp3    65kb 

Homer: Welcome to the Internet friend, how may I help you? 
Comic Book Guy: I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router thats compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration? 
Homer: ................................. can I have some money now? 
bus8.mp3    128kb 

Nelson: Kill the dorks 
Lewis: Bash their butts 
Terri: Kick their shins 
Nelson/Lewis/Terri/Others: Kill the dorks, bash their butts 
Lisa: Run a-way 
bus9.mp3    68kb 

Homer: Oh they have the internet on Computers now! 
bus10.mp3    16kb 

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