5F10: The Last Temptation Of Krust
SEASON NINE :: 9 Quotes
Shoe Salesman: D'ouh...would you mind placing them up kid I have a bad back
Bart: Hey, if you didn't wanna tie shoes, you shouldn't have become a shoe salesman
Man: Excuse me sir, do you like to laugh?
Dr. Hibbert: Well...only if something tickles me just right (laughs for about 10 seconds)
Comedian: I finally got around to reading the dictionary...turns out the Zebra did it (crowd laughs)
Homer: I don't get it
Lisa: Dad, the Zebra didn't do it, its just a word at the end of the dictionary
Homer: I still don't get it.
Lisa: It's just a joke
Homer: Oooh! I get it! I get jokes.. ahahahahahahaha
Todd: Wow! A Clown....do you think he's evil?
Rod: He smells evil
Todd: Should we tell daddy?
Rod: No, lets poke him a little while longer
Bart: Hey, get away from him you little freaks
Krusty: Ah! Ah! That burns! What the hell's on those things?
Bart: Here quick, use my Krusty eye wash!
Krusty: No! Not on your life!
Homer: Whoops, sorry son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown.
Bart: And then of course there's mom, who sounds something like this: "eat your vegetables", "take a sweater", "I don't think that's a good idea!", "hmmmm"
Homer: Hahahaha, take that Marge
Krusty: Have you ever noticed how there are two phone books? A white one and a yellow one? What's the deal with that?
Lisa: Ones residential the other is business
Krusty: Well that.... makes sence.... what'll they think of next? Blue pages?
Marge: They have those. They're Government listings
Krusty: I see
Lenny: I brought a bag of money in case he wants us to burn it again.
Homer: I hope he tells us to burn our pants. These are driving me nuts!