5F09: Trash Of The Titans
SEASON NINE :: 14 Quotes
Guy: No, its gotta be something warm and fuzzy, something like um.. Love Day, but not so lame.......
Marge: Happy Love Day everyone!
Teddy: I am Sir Love-A-Lot, the bear who loves to love!
Homer: They didn't have Lord Huggington!?
Marge: It's the same basic bear, Homey
Homer: Oh I guess...
Bart: What the hell is this!?
Marge: It's a 'Kisses Make Me Boogie-O-Lantern', kiss it and make it boogie!
Homer: Kiss iiit!
Bart: Ah maybe later.
Marge: We better start our Love Day cleanup! Kids, you take care of the wrapping paper, I'm going to dismantle Love Land (Marge goes outside where Bears are playing Violins)
Ned Flanders: Easy Ned, don't breathe in! (Homer tips rubbish out the window, it lands on Ned) Ooowww!
Homer: Sorry Ned, didn't see you down there! (to Bart).. got 'im.
Homer: Then you might wanna close your windows before the sun hits diaper hill!
Rod: Look daddy! I'm the king of the mountain!
Flanders: Rod! Get off of there!
Homer: This is a very very proud day for us, especially me! Your father, ME, beat city hall! Its just like David and Golius, only this time, David won!
Lisa's Brain: I know, I heard it too...here's some music.. (music starts playing)
Homer: You signed away my dignity, and I'm going to get it back. Lisa, do I have my pants on?
Moe: Woah, woah, hey, you didn't pay for the beer
Homer: Can't someone else do it?!
Moe/Homer: hahahahahahahahaa (Homer exits, you hear a gun)
Moe: Seriously, gimmie the money!
The Garbage Man Song
Homer: Who can take your trash out... 'stomp it down for you? Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy too? The Garbage Maaaaan!
Garbage Men: Oh the Garbage Man can, the Garbage man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you
Marge: Who can take this diaper?
Garbage Man: I don't mind at all!
Wiggum: Who can clean me up before the big policemans ball? The Garbage Maaaaaaan!
Garbage Men: Yes the Garbage Man can!
U2: The Sanitation folks, are jolly friendly blokes, courteous and easy going! They mop up when you're overflowing
Bono: And tell you when your ass is showing!
Apu: Who can?
Mel: Who can?
Ned: Who can?
Oscar The Grouch: Who can?
Everyone: The Garbage Man Can!
Bart/Lisa: Cuz he's Homer Simpson, man!
Everyone: He takes the world for you!
Mayor Quimby: Did I hear A-aahh briefcase opening?
Homer: Okay, before I show you, who wants to guess how I got the money?
Bart: Dealing drugs?
Marge: I'll have to say drugs too
Homer: Close, but you're way off.
Guy: It's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made, you're screwed thankyou bye.
(music starts playing)
Moe: He's right, he aint much on speeches
Adam: Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection!
Bono: Here we go, how many spoons have you got now Adam?
Adam: Nine, if I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.
Bono: Can I see it? (Adam hands it over, Bono throws it)
Adam: My spoon! (It hits Mr. Burns on the head)
Mr. Burns: ...Wankers!