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5F09: Trash Of The Titans
SEASON NINE :: 14 Quotes
Guy: No, its gotta be something warm and fuzzy, something like um.. Love Day, but not so lame....... 
Marge: Happy Love Day everyone! 
trash1.mp3    65kb 

Teddy: I am Sir Love-A-Lot, the bear who loves to love! 
Homer: They didn't have Lord Huggington!? 
Marge: It's the same basic bear, Homey 
Homer: Oh I guess... 
trash2.mp3    88kb 

Bart: What the hell is this!? 
Marge: It's a 'Kisses Make Me Boogie-O-Lantern', kiss it and make it boogie! 
Homer: Kiss iiit!
Bart: Ah maybe later.
trash3.mp3    87kb 
Marge: We better start our Love Day cleanup! Kids, you take care of the wrapping paper, I'm going to dismantle Love Land (Marge goes outside where Bears are playing Violins) 
trash4.mp3    79kb 
Ned Flanders: Easy Ned, don't breathe in! (Homer tips rubbish out the window, it lands on Ned) Ooowww! 
Homer: Sorry Ned, didn't see you down there! (to Bart).. got 'im. 
trash5.mp3    64kb 
Homer: Then you might wanna close your windows before the sun hits diaper hill! 
Rod: Look daddy! I'm the king of the mountain! 
Flanders: Rod! Get off of there! 
trash6.mp3    59kb 
Homer: This is a very very proud day for us, especially me! Your father, ME, beat city hall! Its just like David and Golius, only this time, David won! 
Lisa's Brain: I know, I heard it's some music.. (music starts playing) 
trash7.mp3    114kb 
Homer: You signed away my dignity, and I'm going to get it back. Lisa, do I have my pants on? 
Lisa: Yes.. 
Homer: Perfect 
trash8.mp3    56kb 
Moe: Woah, woah, hey, you didn't pay for the beer 
Homer: Can't someone else do it?! 
Moe/Homer: hahahahahahahahaa (Homer exits, you hear a gun) 
Moe: Seriously, gimmie the money! 
trash9.mp3    71kb 
The Garbage Man Song 
Homer: Who can take your trash out... 'stomp it down for you? Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy too? The Garbage Maaaaan! 
Garbage Men: Oh the Garbage Man can, the Garbage man can and he does it with a smile and never judges you 
Marge: Who can take this diaper? 
Garbage Man: I don't mind at all! 
Wiggum: Who can clean me up before the big policemans ball? The Garbage Maaaaaaan! 
Garbage Men: Yes the Garbage Man can! 
U2: The Sanitation folks, are jolly friendly blokes, courteous and easy going! They mop up when you're overflowing 
Bono: And tell you when your ass is showing! 
Apu: Who can? 
Mel: Who can? 
Ned: Who can? 
Oscar The Grouch: Who can? 
Everyone: The Garbage Man Can! 
Bart/Lisa: Cuz he's Homer Simpson, man! 
Everyone: He takes the world for you! 
trash10.mp3    581kb
Mayor Quimby: Did I hear A-aahh briefcase opening?
trash11.mp3    16kb 
Homer: Okay, before I show you, who wants to guess how I got the money?
Bart: Dealing drugs?
Lisa: Drugs?
Marge: I'll have to say drugs too
Homer: Close, but you're way off.
trash12.mp3    60kb 
Guy: It's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made, you're screwed thankyou bye.
(music starts playing)
Moe: He's right, he aint much on speeches
trash13.mp3    81kb 
Adam: Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection!
Bono: Here we go, how many spoons have you got now Adam?
Adam: Nine, if I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.
Bono: Can I see it? (Adam hands it over, Bono throws it)
Adam: My spoon! (It hits Mr. Burns on the head)
Mr. Burns: ...Wankers!
trash14.mp3    131kb 

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