5F06: Realty Bites
SEASON NINE :: 7 Quotes
Marge: So, you're married and you're looking for your first house, mr. and mrs......
Lisa: Oh! Don't listen to my husband, he's just an idiot
Marge/Lisa/Bart: (singing) On the closing day, the esker agents pay, taxes, lins and interest too, thanks to Penny May!
Bart: Pay back your baaaaaaaank
Homer: ......you're all nuts
Homer: Gee, that picture makes your butt look big
Marge: I thought so too, but they said it sells
Bart: Works for The Lumber King
Ned: aaaaaaaaah! Purple drapes, all my life I've wanted purple drapes! aaaaaaaaah!
Homer: (sings) My name is Luca, I live on the second floor! Ahh!
Snake: Give me my car, fatty!
Homer: This is my car! And I'm not fat its glandular!
Chief Wiggum: Huh? What the...this is Wiggum reporting a three-eighteen, waking a police officer
Homer: Oh wow, lucky thing we landed on this bubble wrap
Wiggum: Hey, quit hoggin'