5F05: Lisa The Skeptic
SEASON NINE :: 7 Quotes
Bart: Dad, why aren't you saying anything? Where's our motorboat?
Homer: I didn't like it, the mast had termites
Lisa: Why would our motorboat have a mast?
Homer: Because...the thingy was.....shutup
Ralph: Prinskipple Skipple...ah Prindible Skimpster I found something....its a spearhead!
Ms. Hoover: That's your trialblade Ralph, it fell off the handle.
Ralph: And I found it!
Lenny: Just want a quick looksie...pay you a buck!
Homer: A buck eh? That gives me an idea!....50 cents please.
Homer: (song) Here's the Angel, see the Angel, it's my Angel, no one elses, next to the rags.
Lisa: Dad, it's not fair to claim this thing as an angel, there's no proof of that!
Homer: No one's calling it an angel Lisa. If you look carefully you'll notice I never once used the word 'Angel'
Lisa: What about that sign right there?
Homer: Thats a typo
Rev. Lovejoy: Well, it appears science has faulted once again in the face of overwhelming religious evidence
Moe: Go home science girl!
Lisa: I am home!
Moe: Good, stay there
Homer: What the hell are we gonna do with 10 thousand angel ash trays!?
Bart: I could take up smoking
Homer: You damn well better.
Ralph: I'm scared daddy, too scared to even wet my pants!
Chief Wiggum: It's okay son, just relax and it'll come.