5F04: The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
SEASON NINE :: 6 Quotes
Marge: Well! Look who's the ladies man!
Apu: Come on I...(erupts into embarrassment laughter)
Homer: What's the big problem?
Apu: Don't you see she is here to meet my wife................ the wife that I told her I had................aaah I do not have a wife!
Homer: Then maybe you shouldn't have told her you did
Marge: Oh, Bart and Lisa, you remember your father, Apu, well this is your father Apu's mother.
Bart & Lisa: .......Ooooh Hiiiiiiy
Moe: Nononono no pansies for me
Lisa: Its the tradition in India
Moe: Yeah alright it'll cover the gravy stains
Bart: (kicks moe up the butt)...tradition
Bart: Wow! I wish I had an Elephant!
Lisa: You did, his name was Stampy, you loved him
Bart: Oh yeah
Lisa: Dad, those peanuts aren't for you, they're for the Elephant
Homer: Screw him! Aah put me down...Ganesh commands you.